What if instead of Johnathan Frakes it was Johnathan Snakes?
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    • Python Stewart
    • Lancehead Burton
    • Denise Cobra
    • Mamba Dorn
    • Garter McFadden
    • Marina Seasnake
    • Brent Sidewinder
    • Wil Water Moccasin
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  • ![bean](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/5b00a978-2178-493c-8d5f-829cb0a46b54.png "emoji bean")

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    is anyone else attracted to roger from doug?
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    Only the original Nicktoons version. The Disney version made him a class traitor and I can never forgive them for doing that disgost

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  • Work goals
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    Me when I have an IBS flare-up

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  • Legit thought I dreamt this disc up but it exists
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    PokéROMs were a weird shape, like oval but with straight sides? They had a promotion in 2000 where they came free as a cereal prize iirc.

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  • Pick 1. You will receive a stack of 100 pills
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    grey pill so I can HONK SHOO while a feather is kept afloat by my own breath

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  • What are your favorite romhacks?
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    My preferred hacks are for games that are N64 era or older.

    The OOT mods that make use of the zelda 64 decomp project are pretty impressive e.g. Ultimate Trial and Indigo: Chapter 2. The Sealed Palace and The Missing Link are also quite fun.

    I'm also quite fond of visual and gameplay improvements to older games (NES + GB/GBC) and Romhacking dot net has some I've kept my eye on for a while.

    Robocop Texas Edition uses graphics based on the original arcade version, Castlevania 3: Aperture of Corruption is a complete overhaul of the original NES game, and Street Fighter 2 Deluxe and Sonic 5 improvement are both romhacks of bootlegs for the NES that improve various graphics and fix gameplay issues.

    Both Pokemon Polished Crystal and Pokemon Red Plus Plus feature updated graphics (similar to gen 3), fixed gameplay, new mechanics, and various QoL updates.

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  • You thought keir starmer was playing, huh?
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    From the wording, they're banning short ninja blades / ninjatou specifically, but they've said nothing about other weapons like shuriken, kunai, naginata, yari, or any samurai sword (uchigatana, wakizashi, tantou etc.) thinkin-lenin

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  • THE EAST HAS FALLEN
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    I vaguely remember reading about how, at the time, one of the most popular apps on the Koryolink smartphones was a strategy rpg video game based on Boy General (DPRK animation that's super popular with people of all ages). You can also get smartphone games from stores that have things like puzzle games, virtual pets, and even clones of certain western games like angry birds. There's also a bunch of arcades and entertainment centers in Pyongyang that were funded by Kim Jong Un (along with his funding of things like water parks, amusement parks, skating rinks, etc.) more info here: https://www.youngpioneertours.com/video-games-in-north-korea/

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  • Squealing with joy
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    Hide and Squeak kelly

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  • (Someone in my discord server posted this so I don't know the source url)

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    Forget media literacy, these motherfuckers don't even have internal dialog
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    I'd highly suggest reading Banana Fish (manga); without spoiling too much, the main antagonist is the head of the Corsican mafia, and the author doesn't shy away from explicitly namedropping the CIA and its anticommunist operations in South America and Vietnam (among others), or the systemic abuse of children from marginalized backgrounds by the US government. The anime is good too, but it's set in the 2010s rather than the 1980s so some of the changes don't make sense (e.g. replacing the Vietnam War with the Iraq War).

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  • Im glad that i got the furry autism and not the baby show MAGA autism
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    You'd think someone obsessed with retro baby cartoons would think twice about sounding like Murky Dismal from Rainbow Brite

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  • (Sorry, don't know the source, it was posted in a discord server)

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    In 1988, Hirohiko Araki created the perfect man
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    I didn't enjoy the 3rd part as much Battle Tendency, personally, but the following part (part 4 / diamond is unbreakable) is probably my fave out of the entire series, and possibly one of my top anime series of all time if it were a standalone show.

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  • In 1988, Hirohiko Araki created the perfect man
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    Pillar men: Kill nazis, first people in space

    thinkin-lenin

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  • (CW: transphobia) Blahaj user accuses Hexbear of pretending to be trans for the purpose of ragebaiting
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    Didn't we defed from Blahaj specifically because they kept accusing us of faking being queer?

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  • Source: https://nitter.net/KrystalWolfyAlt/status/1727840620062843236

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    Source: https://www.tumblr.com/radicalgraff/732824700439363584/mural-of-karl-marx-and-kittens-seen-in-buenos

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    ![anti-thatcher-action](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/6cdad868-4ef3-47c0-ae8a-0f7910b0d457.png "emoji anti-thatcher-action")

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    Pokemon Stadium celebrates

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearCO
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    /c/Animals

    This would be a community to post photos of animals (snakes wearing ushankas, indoor cats etc.), talk about pets, that sort of thing. It would be distinguished from /c/Earth by focusing on mainly domestic animals rather than wild ones, but I wouldn't be opposed to having it include them as well.

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    She's trans ![trans-specter](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/42294976-a2cb-4dfa-8e8d-f2c154a58568.png "trans-specter")

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    From the Pokemon TCG

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