badposting
Not to be confused with Cardcaptor Shaqura, Cardcaptor Shakira, or Cardcaptor Sankara
I can't remember the joke though Anyway, my grill broke 
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Peanut Butter & Pickle Sandwiches
lemmygrad school to be specific
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My doctor says that every 2000km I should be refilling my gender fluid, but idk, it seems excessive. Has anyone gone 3000km without running out of gender fluid?
whatever gender you are, here are 5,000 video ads that all load at once if you try to scroll down the page. [jump to recipe](https://hexbear.net/ppb)
Are the twinks cute or is Hextwink the Waluigi to Hexbear's Wario?
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I don't even have lips
Pretty scary!
   
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Rule One: No having sex, no discussing sex, no liking sex, no thinking about sex Rule Two: No propagation of the outdated neo-feudal theory of sexual reproduction Rule Three: No discussing strategies on how to do rule one. Fucking gross. Rule Four: Sex havers not welcome. It's not a hobby. Either commit or be a liberal. No "No Nut November" shit here. Rule Five: Do not have relations with fellow Hexbears Rule Six: Do not have relations with mods/admin/posters in other instances Rule Seven: Do not have relations with non posters Rule Eight: Do not post low hanging, high-hanging, or any other sort of hanging bits.
 Sorry that no one finds mannish shrieking blue haired feminists attractive! You can't force us to find you attractive! Beauty is objective, that's just how biology works. It's always been. Men find big eyes, long hair, reduced nose, small waist etc and, ahem... *youthful*... female features instinctively attractive (it indicates fertility). No real hot blooded man want's to play a video game as a women with peach fuzz on her face. You might find it "realistic" but men have always found it more attractive when women accentuate their naturally feminine features, not their masculine ones! Straight men want to date women, not other men! If you keep forcing your "realistic" (ugly) women on us, we're just going to replace you with fembots (much more attractive) and you'll be alone forever! So sorry! 
Like he slid into the DM of some dumper operator in Wyoming and sent him dick pics.
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What are you, a racist?
Who can rrlate This is truly the bad post :)))
badposting
!badposting@hexbear.netbadposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get better worse material bozo