"Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearNE
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i am begging my allistic friends to not look for a hidden meaning in my words
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    Fuck whoever invented social cues as well, I need to find out where the CEO of social cues lives so I can beat them up

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  • Oh, no. OH, NO!!!!!1111
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    OH GOD NOT A FRENCH CHARACTER

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  • BREAKING: Princess Peach released from the Hague on a 500B coin bond following accusations of war crimes in the 6th Koopa War
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    What a fucking shambolic circus this court is, if it were Bowser they would have convicted and executed him before he even got the chance to commit the crimes Princess Peach is guilty of, but Global North kingdoms have to look out for each other I guess

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  • I genuinely never thought this type of scum existed.
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    Motherfucker they should have taken more

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearNE
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    So most salaries are based on your position in the social hierarchy and it’s never been about work, right?
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    farquaad-point The liberal has mistaken the artificially built current status quo for the natural, inalienable order of things!

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  • Despite there being only two legitimate options (6 and hijacking and crashing the plane) I wrote a full analyses of this odd meme
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    Something to consider with Rogan is that he’s similar to Trump, in that he’ll just fold and agree with whatever you’re saying like he does on his podcast. Not that you would be able to convince him to embrace communism in the long term, but it could be pretty funny to make him basically turn into Vladimir Lenin for 10 hours

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  • such a good album
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    Why God, why God, do I gotta bean? Every seed thrown at you restin’ at my feet

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  • such a good album
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    Is it it wickedness?

    Is it beanis?

    You deci-i-ide

    Are we gonna li-i-ive or fry-y-y?

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  • (CW: slop) If there's one franchise that just needs to stop, it's Ghostbusters
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    Was Ghostbusters ever actually good though

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  • People keep telling me to delete facebook, but they're missing out on banger content like this
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    Fucking so hard that I burn every single calorie in my body to own the libs

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  • I can't make the jump from nihilism to absurdism (Update)
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    Just imagine Sisyphus cumming or whatever the saying is

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  • How can we make Fetterman a Betterman?
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    Feed him to the Jersey Devil, he’d be more useful as fertilizer than he is as a politician

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  • Who isn't Hamas?
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    The presidential debates are just gonna be two people whose brains are being melted by Islamophobia in real time calling each other Hamas operatives over and over again for two hours, like how the 2020 debates turned into a competition over who could be more jingoistic and sinophobic

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  • Listen, I don't think this happens but...
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    One of the freaks who make up his base is gonna try to shoot him again because he edged them for three years with no payoff

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  • Hundreds of ‘Harris for President’ golf carts roll through Trump stronghold
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    The country club class has joined the revolution

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  • Nicolás Maduro wins the 2024 Venezuelan Presidential Election with 51.20% of the vote
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    Congratulations to Juan Guaido on his re-election guaido

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  • It’s his world and we’re just living in it

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    As it turns out, the American justice system kinda sucks

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    The follow up to the video I posted here a couple of weeks ago, this one is about Nortel’s extremely normal and transparent accounting practices, as well as being about how neoliberal economic policies have universally benefitted working class Canadians at every turn

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    Chess has been solved folks

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    Not sure whether anyone else has posted this video but it’s a great look into the stock market, a part of capitalism famous for how normal and rational it is and for how difficult it is to exploit

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    Before anyone says it, I know that the best option for me is to just delete my Reddit account and never use it again, but I don’t have any type of impulse control to stop me from mindlessly scrolling through social media so that option is out of the question for now Anyways, I saw a Reddit thread about an NFL player who accidentally killed someone while he was drunk driving having PTSD from the incident and a good amount of the comments were acting revolted at the thought that a person who fucked up was a human being with emotions. Maybe I’m being too sympathetic to the NFL player but I think like it’s a bit extreme to say that the feelings of a dude who seems to be pretty guilty and remorseful over unintentionally committing the worst mistake of his life are invalid because of what he did. It’s also kind of representative of this thing that redditors do where they go out of their way to post these deranged fantasies about what they think should happen to every criminal and to talk about how people in prison don’t deserve to be treated with any kind of dignity or compassion because they committed a crime once. I don’t know if these people are just saying this because they want to feel morally superior to everyone else and look down on prisoners because they’re easy targets or if they’re genuinely just deranged and like it when people are dehumanized But yeah thanks for making it this far into my semi-coherent essay, you can tell me why I’m an idiot in the comments if you feel like it

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