I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

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    Woodrow Wilson already did this after WWI, and is kinda the figurehead behind a lot of toxic American "we're the best, so you all should be like us" nationalism.

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  • maple beans rule
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    You're going to spend all that time photo shopping a woman with beans in her hair, but you're not going to use a still of Anne Margaret from the movie "Tommy"? The only woman to look hot while covered in beans, chocolate, and soap simultaneously? You primate!?!?

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  • The Eternal Mysteries
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    Stick.

    In a duel between 2 people, if both take the rock, both will be hit by rocks. If 1 person has the stick and the other has the rock, one person has a chance, however small, to deflect the rock and hit the unarmed assailant.

    If both take the stick, get a camera.

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    I'll just die, thanks.

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    Disney hack leads to 1.2TB of Slack communications leaked online
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    They do. You pay extra for it. You have to have apache or a web server configured for it, and a lot of space. Source: I configured one like 4 years ago.

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  • What is your favourite poem, and why?
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    The Charge Of The Light Brigade by Alfred, Lord Tennyson!

    Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

    It's been my mantra and my battlecry for the past few years now. Love it.

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    A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.

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    I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated. So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

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    My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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