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The comment I originally replied to wasn't word play.
that’s realistically where they ACTUALLY are. If the grandchild is already inside the daughters overies, that means she’s already pregnant.
I think what's going on here, and what often does, is that people don't read a reply as a reply to a specific comment chain. They instead see it as a reply to the post itself or a stand alone comment.
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Which is what I said in my post that uid0grid0 responded to, saying that I needed anatomy lessons.
Sperm is not a child.
An egg is not a child.
A fertilized egg is also not a child, but some people think it is.
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I'm not saying that eggs are not inside the ovaries, I'm saying that eggs are not children.
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I mean, the kids are neither in a ballsack nor the ovaries.
If you consider a fertilized egg a child, which you shouldn't, they would be in the uterus.
If it's inside an ovary, the mother's going to die.
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Maybe Tomorrow by Abby Simons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WkKi4CbWN0
This is from an old Youtube channel, Abby would write, record, edit, and post a new song every week for a year... almost.
When the song pops into my head from time to time, I miss the way that youtube felt.
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And things that people are allergic to, like wasps and bees
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The NDP is very-much a pro- worker party. When the liberals forced the workers into arbitration instead of allowing them to strike, they cut at one of the core issues for the NDP. The liberals committed their act against the railworkers in public, so the response being in public makes sense.
It would be the same as an environmental party publicly cutting ties with a "pro business" party for allowing the creation of new farm land by reducing the size of a national park.
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Yeah, it was such a shitty take.
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Sizes are very different depending on where you live, so I'm not sure what size you actually are. I have underwear from Asia that's XXL, and underwear from North America that's medium.
Have you tried pocketed underwear?
It'll stop your balls from flopping around without squishing your dick because the fabric is too tight.
If you follow the "Keep it slick (hairless) if you want it licked" way of thinking for your balls, it'll also prevent "batwing" by keeping them from touching your thighs.
All of the underwear I wear now are pocketed, some of them are codpiece-styled, which can be fun
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Here's 390 of his political cartoons:
https://calisphere.org/collections/26157/
Edit: the one that was posted is from 2024-07-10
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It's in the article I linked.
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Google Japan makes a neat-but-useless keyboard every October 1st.
https://hackaday.com/2023/10/07/hats-off-to-another-weird-keyboard-from-google-japan/
There's a super long one, one that's a cup, one that's a hat, and one that's a spoon.
Probably more that I'm not remembering.
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lol, gross.
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Biological males don't need to have a hard dick to get off, prostates exist.
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The !link you put uses /m/, which is a thing from the Bins, /c/ is for Lemmy.
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This is the first time I've heard of this game, and the first time I heard about Concord was the announcement that it was being pulled.
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The reason why some people think they did it was because it was their job to take the mail to the mail room. But they were also the person who needed to go to the mail room to get our mail every day, which they did, every day. If they were already taking the elevator down to the mail room to get the mail, why not take the outgoing mail?!?
We also found out that they were just marking tasks as complete about 20% of the time, so we had to double-check every task assigned to them for the previous 6 months.
I earned my living with a hammer or a forklift for most of my life, and I never thought I would like the office gossip. But, It's kinda great.
It's generally a different level than it was with the construction guys.
"Joanne's boyfriend might be emotionally abusive, and she won't break up with him. Be kind to her."
vs
"John got drunk last night after losing custody, and put his new girlfriend into a coma. We'll need you to help with the gable overhangs."
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From my current workplace:
Someone was putting mail in a cabinet under their desk instead of the outbox, we're talking hundreds of letters/cheques/invoices and some life-changing documents from a few months.
The mail outbox was on their desk, and easier to reach than the cabinet.
From previous workplaces:
- Breaking down a door and raping someone that had barricaded themselves behind said door.
- Sexual interference.
- not having a licence, and getting a DUI with a work truck that they stole.
And outrageous in a different way:
for only beating last year's sales by 3% instead of by 4%.
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The safe amount is 0.
The "low-risk" amount, according to Health Canada, is:
- Stop for the day after your third drink
- Don't drink more than an average of 2 drinks per day over the whole week.
- Don't drink every day.
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Hubert cumberdale?
Both bands have umlauts in their names, solely for stylistic reasons
"Penny Lane is in my ears and **in my eyes**"
The previous song was Imagine dragons, a band that is generally considered unwanted.
(In) your (bed) room
cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/news@lemmy.world/t/982683 > Fitness guru Richard Simmons has died. Publicist Tom Estey tells The Associated Press that Simmons died Friday at his home in Los Angeles on Saturday, a day after his 76th birthday.
Gotta break up the religious streak.
The lyrics of this match the naming scheme of the last title: The _____ with the ____ _____ "I'm in love with the girl with the flower Tattoo"
Sometimes you can tell someone to cut the crap, other times you just need to say IDGAF and walk away.
Sometimes you cab tell someone to cut the crap, other times you just need to say IDGAF and walk away.
The title contains a /
The title has 2 opposing ideas. Also, Chicago is primarily a musical, and secondarily a city. Also-also, I know rent is awful, but this song is catchy.
The last song seems to be asking the subject to let go of something and stay/talk with them. At some point Kelela, you just need to say **OK GO** and move on.
Instrumental
The way you live shows no remorse For the day, the day we killed **Crazy Horse** Innocence with glassy eyes Kill the nation, steal their pride
The last song is copyright 19**86**
**mother** ...mother