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Mmmm, boot. So tasty. Lick lick yum.
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Who keeps the metric system down?
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"I'm sorry (this got out)."
CrunchyBoy Now • 75%
That's funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.
CrunchyBoy Now • 93%
Of course, that's what estrogen does.
CrunchyBoy Now • 100%
Thanks, couldn't have done it without you.
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It's surprising the 90's didn't give us a "Speed on a plane" flick. Or did they?
There's Air Force One, I guess. And there's probably a Steven Seagal plane movie.
CrunchyBoy Now • 66%
"Animated Good Internet Find" has bad adjective order, those are GAIFs now.
CrunchyBoy Now • 90%
I don't think I've spent any money on the Epic Launcher yet but I'm happy to see them try their best. Competition is good and needed.
CrunchyBoy Now • 50%
Save the earth
Do coke
CrunchyBoy Now • 50%
Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.
EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact
CrunchyBoy Now • 100%
I wish I had the job security of a shitty cop.
CrunchyBoy Now • 100%
Finally some good fucking news.
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Pass the joint, bud.
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I remember being younger than Bart. Now I'm older than Homer. Next stop: Abe.
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I did competitive sex in high school. At least that's what coach called it.
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Finally some good news.
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Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.
CrunchyBoy Now • 100%
I had one ring for about ten years and I don't think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.
Whenever someone replies to one of my (witty, always genius) comments their comment stays "unread" in the notifications/inbix tab, with a red dot on the bell in the bottom left of the main UI. I think they only get marked as read if someone else replies to them or if I go into lemmy in my browser to Mark As Read.
I can write standalone comments, but can't figure out how to reply to someone else's. When I tap and hold on their post or tap the ellipsis, I only have options to copy text or report.