Another vote for audiobooks. I usually pop one on and do all of my chores so they suck slightly less

To be fair I would say worse things about prosperity gospel preachers

But where else are they supposed to spend all that hard-earned money from scamming senior citizens

Yeah but could you imagine having residential on the top floor and then shopping and possibly daycare on the bottom floor? You could have targets and grocery stores and all sorts of other shit in there and it would probably pay for itself in a very short amount of time

That was really interesting. I was always wondering why we didn't just convert old abandoned shopping malls into residential / shopping districts

I know it has nothing to do with your adorable pup, but I just wanted to say that I love your yard and the fact that it's Clover instead of just regular grass. Go bees!

I had no idea of the type of weaving involved with those. That's pure insanity

Congratulations man, keep going!

After a heavy night of drinking one weekend in high school I was spending the night at my friend's house. The place wasn't the cleanest, because, high schoolers. There was a bird that was kept in the bedroom and birds are pretty messy and throw food all over the place when they eat. There were clothes all over the floor so you couldn't see the floor at all. When we walked in the room, the floor moved.

They left a blacklight on as a nightlight, turned on Ginuwine "My Pony" on loop and passed the fuck out. The room was kinda spinning from the amount that I had drank so if I closed my eyes I would get the spins. As I was looking up at the ceiling debating my life choices I saw something crawl across the wall. It.was.fucking.roaches.

I sat up in a bit of a panic and really started looking around the room and saw that roaches were crawling up the walls, over the bed and pillow, and my friend that was sleeping. I spent the night cross legged in an office chair with a can of roach spray that was in the corner of the room spraying a puddle of it around the chair as a barrier.

Found out later that because of them feeding the cats and just leaving wet cat food cans out around the house, sewer roaches would crawl up the bathtub drain in the middle of the night and pour out around the house.

Needless to say, my house is fucking CLEAN. And I might have slight ptsd with that fucking song and the feel of a bug crawling on me.

My dad sounds a lot like your dad, but I guarantee you that he will secretly save it and cherish it. When I was helping him clean the other day I found something I made for him back when I was in preschool

Who cares if you're being sappy or not. It's not like you guys are going to be face to face when he's reading it so he can go hide on the porch away from everybody else and cry a little bit and nobody can say anything

Why don't you send him a thank you greeting card with all of the things that you said here and all of the things that you do want to say to him. This way, you don't have to be in front of his face, and he can read the card in private and then keep it forever because it will be his favorite thing

I never knew there was a show! I loved reading the books and seeing all of the characters doing their jobs

Not to be ignorant but what do blue porch lights mean? I have them on my house so I know it's my house in the line of all the other ones with white lights

I love Chile Colorado. This lady does a fantastic job https://www.isabeleats.com/chile-colorado-recipe/

If you like Mexican food, Chile Colorado or Chile Verde are great

Dark souls 3

Or forget to eat at all

I mean technically you're supposed to be able to eat the brown fuzzy skin on kiwis but I'm not going to be doing that

I'm in the middle of the suburbs and I have a pitbull who sleeps through everything. The coyotes are absolutely silent though