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    If you think that assassination attempt was fake you're just as dumb as the stolen election crowd.

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  • Octopus
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    Okay, but mine was funnier.

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  • The elusive quartet
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    You're right about saturation attacks eventually overcoming every air defense. But the ~200 missiles from Iran would have been manageable for Iron Dome, if they were the kind of missile Iron Dome was built for – slow, short range rockets and mortars.

    These were much faster, at least some of them maneuvered during flight and a lot of them had a terminal booster, so they were much faster.

    Israel has systems for that, namely Arrow 2/3 (the latter even intercepts exoatmospheric and it looks fucking dope) and David's Sling. But they are definitely not made for the sort of massed attack we saw. They're more like a Patriot system.

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  • Octopus
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    Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there's sharks and shit. It doesn't care about your stomach acid.

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  • ich🚫📝📖iel
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    "Ja und dann kann Friedrich 1950 aus der Kriegsgefangenschaft zurück – du weißt schon, wegen der ganzen Kriegsverbrechen – und seitdem ist eigentlich nichts interessantes mehr passiert in unserer Familie."

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  • Ukrainian fighter storms and neutralises Russians taking cover in foxholes at night
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    Might've been stuck out in the open during a day assault. Decided to wait out until night in some shell craters, fell asleep. Got got.

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  • Nuclear winter skiing
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    That's Bomber Harris, my dude.

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  • Nuclear winter skiing
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    To quote my best guy:

    The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them.

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  • Hassan's Hiding Place
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    I'd trust my local meth head with guarding my catalytic converter stash before I trust Visegrád24 with anything.

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  • Russian FAB-500T aerial bomb discovered in the Zaporizhzhia region.
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    Yeah, that's why they aren't even painting their shit anymore – all blank metal.

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  • Russian FAB-500T aerial bomb discovered in the Zaporizhzhia region.
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    Those welds look like they were made with a car battery and a spoon.

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  • ich💸iel
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    Die Linke nimmt einfach keine an, soweit ich weiß.

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  • ichUwUiel
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    Bautz'ner Senf Hools vereinigt euch!

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  • No sprechen sie deutsch
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    Not to kill your fun: Wetter means weather.

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  • ich🔭iel
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    Es steckt Liebe drin und das merkt man.

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  • ich🔭iel
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    Ich bewundere deine Arbeit.

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  • ich🔫🕹️iel
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    Ich hoffe doch.

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  • ich🙂iel
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    Es wird besser, Brudy. Es wird irgendwann besser, versprochen.

    Fühl dich gedrückt.

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    Hey gang. I'm running a campaign where the players are looking for eight magical items, once owned by eight powerful mages representing the eight schools of magic. Right now – through the power of *Plot™* – they're looking for those items for an influential but shadowy collector. They're supposed to deliver the first batch of three items together. When that happens they'll find out that they were inadvertently helping a criminal collector. A representative of a historical society will tell them that *these artifacts belong in a museum.* And here's my problem: I want them to have these magical items, which of course have cool powers. And I don't know how to do that. My plan right now is, that the museum isn't interested in the actual powers, they just want to display the items for their historical relevance. So they'll magically pull these items apart into two identical ones, where one retains the power and the other the history of the item (scratches/wear and tear). I am not completely satisfied with that idea, because it seems far-fetched and I'd like to hear your ideas, if you have any, on how to resolve this. Thank you and a thousand dm'ly kisses to you all.

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    Rule of Google: if it works, kill it. I know, I know, using Google apps isn't the best, but this was a perfectly good Podcast app with all the features you might want. Apparently they're moving everything over to YouTube Music, where a lot of the features of Google Podcasts aren't implemented yet. I've moved over to an app from F-Droid.

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    Mine was a Wild Magic Sorcerer that vehemently believed he was a regular city guardsman and explained every bit of magic he produced away as pure happenstance.

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    [Artikel](https://www.t-online.de/region/dresden/id_100343394/dresden-gedenkt-der-zerstoerung-der-stadt-polizei-setzt-pfefferspray-ein.html)

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    I need help/input/inspiration with a campaign I am planning. Without going into too much detail, in the world I've built there used to be a historically important and very powerful council of 7 mages (3 elves, a human, a gnome, an orc and a dwarf). They've each left behind a magical artifact of some kind. My group (druid, rogue, cleric and swashbuckler) is eventually going to hunt down all these artifacts. I am struggling to find artifacts that would fit. They either feel too mundane or are way too powerful. I want these artifacts to be useful and powerful, for the time they get them. Of course, they're not going to get them all at once. So these things should be spaced out to be useful from about player level 3 to 12. We're playing Pathfinder 2e, but I can easily adapt DnD items as well. If you have homebrew, I'll take that as well. If you have general input for these items or that plotline, that's great as well. Thank you all in advance.

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    I refuse to acknowledge the name change.

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    Sign the [petition](https://chng.it/ZdFLjZDgxX) on change.org for a guillotine emoji.

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    𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢

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    Sign the petition for a Guillotine emoji.