Air freshener.

You can't fool me, that's Ron Perlman.

There's a million reasons why in the professional world it's common for developers to have some sort of personnel buffer between them and their userbase.

It's perfectly okay to context switch while jizzing. Sexuality has varying fluidity.

Just because someone's persona isn't serious, doesn't necessarily make them a troll.

What am I tagged as?

My dong is peerless.

I have heard that the taste is uncanny.

You were being transferred to a new facility, and inmates aren't expected pay a fare.

All joking aside, I can't figure out what you perceived was homophobic.

Everything reminds me of Oldboy tonight, I guess.

Hehehehe

They are the ghost of a murdered 13 year old girl.

It's like that movie Oldboy, but gay and less violent. Gayboy.

I'm still sittin' in ma dirty pee pants!

Anon has maple syrup urine disease. Or maybe just the beetus.

Hey, thanks! I appreciate it, even just the thought.

Principia Discordia Nitro

I should design a userscript that completely removes the "social" feed of LinkedIn. Then I might actually use it, without being bombarded by the weirdest narcissistic attention seeking behavior I've ever seen.