Snort 50-60 grams of creatine

Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry

Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.

Do this daily and you won't have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.

fuck it

just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text

did they die

don't waste good water

wetten the streets with kerosene

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

1. doing a handstand

2. being good enough at archery to draw a crowd

3. performing archery with feet

Like, I'll never be able to do one of those things, let alone all three simultaneously.

This doesn't look AI generated.

I'm in awe. This must have taken hundreds, if not thousands of hours of training and dedication.

Anyone been to Kyrgyzstan? All I know is that they have a fucking dope flag 🇰🇬

I'd rather not ask

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging "your ex" (you) to take you back

Yep. They've been around for years.

Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don't know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy

I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it's legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for "drug possession" i.e. didn't pay a bribe)

Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that's gonna expire in a few hours anyway

I'm not scared of nuclear power

but hearing it in the same sentence as 'Microsoft AI' sent a shiver down my spine

pre-nut brainfog must have felt like a psychedelic realm where the only reasonable way to escape was to find and rawdog a shady sex worker

This image is stained on my occipital lobe

Same

Ok Mr Task Manager

• hit VSCode with a fucking hammer
• break Edge's fucking shins
• fucking drop a nuke on Teams like you never signed the Geneva convention
• murder the useless node server on port 5001 that your coworker insists needs to be running while developing the current project
• tuck the mouse jiggle script into bed, lil guy had a long day :3

Launch steam and suck absolute dick at whatever installed game catches my eye

but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque 🥺

They do a similar thing with medication here in South Africa. Or, at least they used to. I haven't seen many video ads in a very long time.

They can advertise Schedule 0 meds (aisle stuff) with pictures and a generic ad text, coincidentally also describing the type of medication they cannot advertise. The medications marked [S0] normally contain herbal or relatively safe ingredients.

And then they have the Schedule 1 and 2 medications which look comedically similar to their S0 counterparts

I think for schedule 1, I think they can advertise, but it's OTC. Schedule 1 is stuff like, throat lozenges with benzocaine and other things that could potentially be dangerous, but you can only buy in small quantities.

Schedule 2, They are allowed to say if they have stock and apparently run discount promotions on them, but they cannot openly display images of the products. Stuff like ibuprofen, codeine, antihistamines, pseudoephedrine etc.

Example here:

clicks. co. za/brands/benylin †

1. Benylin for babies and losers

2. Benylin for the real deal hatman seekers

† (Sorry about the spaces, I don't want to accidentally break any community rules nor let those cunts notice Lemmy traffic. Not advertising. Fuck Clicks. Fuck J&J. Cook your own meds in mum's bathtub)

never trust a fart

those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails

I have never used UPS in my fucking life

every day another unread 19 in the spam folder

like, I didn't click the shady link the first 4812 times

Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?

If I'm ever in the eighth spacial dimension, I'll keep an eye out.

I think they're waiting for all their customers to die of old age so they can just fully abandon it with no consequences