chapotraphouse polskilumalo • Now • 100%

Remember posting Garfield minus Garfield for 100 days?

Yeah those were the days, good times. I really liked the last post, very wholesome and cute. I miss those posts wish someone could revive it for a bit.

main polskilumalo • Now • 100%

I miss Aniki

I either die a twink, or I will dedicate my life towards mainly trying to look like him.

videos polskilumalo • Now • 100%

James May reviews the Tesla Cybertruck

"A little childish. A little incel."

askchapo polskilumalo • Now • 100%

Is becoming an HGV driver a good idea?

I mean, I'm already looking into it on the internet and am asking my family who worked (and work) as professional drivers on how the job looks. However the family part is not very useful as all I get is either "Shit's hard, you won't last a day." or other condescending bullshit. I know shit's hard for fucks sake, good thing is *for some fucking reason I like long distance driving*. And dealing with assholes and idiots at the job? Yeah fucker, like I won't have to anywhere else, especially in IT. But to add context, my father tried to work as one in Germany. He doesn't know German. Supposedly it was extremely difficult and cruel, couldn't do it, so he quit very quickly. Now, I don't think I'm built different, but I do think the actual company he was working for was the main culprit for the shit working conditions. Not to mention the language barrier. I do plan and want to finish my Engineer's degree (undergrad), however for fucks sake I don't want to slave away on Github on shit I don't care for nor have an interest in to pad out my CV. And still, I'll be lucky to find anything that pays even OK, *or will hire me in the first place*, after getting my degree. That's why I consider trucking in the Ireland and maybe UK, cause supposedly even entry level drivers get on average £30,000. Long distance £40,000. That's *[lods of fockin emone for me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc)*. The median pay in Poland is 6550zł before taxes. That's something like *£1294* a month. After taxes? 4800zł, that's something like *£948* a month. Now for the more realistic pay I'll get. Before taxes, minimum wage is *4242zł*. ***3261,53zł*** after taxes a month. # only 645 fucking pounds a month Yeah mate, I'd like to own my own fucking home please. And with even £30,000 a year I'm gonna get there in like *4 or 5 years*. No loans, no credit, nothin. 🎶 *Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh* 🎶 Thing is, the thing kinda sounds better than it really might be, despite me constantly looking into the reality of this difficult work. I don't know, the ££££emone££££ is really enticing for me to seriously consider it... and apparently there's a pretty big driver shortage on that island and it's wretched neighbor...

chat polskilumalo • Now • 100%

I'm back! What did I miss?

::: spoiler Le Sins I've introduced chapo dot chat to many of my comrades :trollface: They will post here and you can't do shit about it!!! :::

traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns polskilumalo • Now • 100%

I made a Crispr-Cas9 viral vector to knockout the DMRT1 gene in humans and had it manufactured

„Aren't you supposed to be on break?” Yeah yeah, shut up :LIB:. This is *really* fucking cool and I want to share. OK????? :bird-mad: In short, this fucking lady modified her balls to produce estrogen and **apparently it worked**. HOW THE FUCK????? :turtle-pogger: Fucking imagine, a goddamn *feminization vaccine* :cat-trans: God I'd love for something like this to finally exists so my comrades can live happier lives like holy fuck, this will be a state sponsored project during socialism I guarantee you that :bloomer:

chat polskilumalo • Now • 99%

I'm logging off, I'm too addicted to this shit

I hate ADHD, and I hate how much time I spend online, especially on Youtube and here. It fucking sucks how time blindness takes over and my lack of will to, you know, just *not* fucking scroll makes life harder. I'm going to read theory, or at least fucking try to. So long my lovely fuckers, I need a break. This is like, the last post I'll engage with for like a month or two. I hope.

chapotraphouse polskilumalo • Now • 97%

Photographic memory

https://merrivius.newgrounds.com/art

main polskilumalo • Now • 100%

Women... Tall... 🤤🤤🤤🤤

I wish I was a little bit smaller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who’s taller, I would call her I wish for a girl who's like ten years older, Power dynamics? I don't know 'er I wish she was like six-foot-nine :sadness: Yeah we're lonely on main in this shit, why the fuck not. inb4 [go outside](https://piped.video/watch?v=C-i5s08pYDE)

music polskilumalo • Now • 100%

Skee-Lo - I Wish

piped.video

I wish I was a little bit smaller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who's taller, I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six-four Impala I wish she was like six-foot-nine :sadness:

badposting polskilumalo • Now • 90%

Dream SMP - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

gott hilf mich