yesssssss

this chairman shows no restraint

chairman turns into neckbreaker pretty easily

breeding means living forever!!!

why does that flag have balls on it?

i think he said fundamental like 5 times in a row when answering that

fucking

i mean real things about how awful of a human he is to create lore about himself being some sort of savior

this hurts me

also see:

"oh hey did you know Joan Norbaberts?" "yeah, she was an amazing xingbongler!" "yeah well i heard she went to Zombubo with Dave Bilbby" "oh yeah, but did you know Dave and Zach Erawan were working in building 42 back in 2009?" "no it wasn't building 42 it was building 87, the one with the spaceship themed ball pit on floor 7" "oh, no you're thinking of building 27, building 87 had the 360 degree wall of tvs that you could zoom in from space to see peoples' nose hairs" "oh yeah, but anyway Zeny Bazinga worked as an SRE with Dave... do you know Barla Bingus?" "yeah I worked with Barla Bingus on ads, but then Zipity Duda came and requisitioned a server farm in Alabama, oh hoo hoooo" "ohhh man you remember that? yeah oh my god, and LARRY SCHDMITDT WAS SO MAD" "YEAH LOL"

and on... and on... and on... and on..

oh no.. no no no.. i don't need to know any real things about this guy.. please don't make me know things about him

Elite: Dangerous is the game that I want to get good at one day, and every so often I think I have the time, so I install it, relearn how to fly my speship a little bit, then realize I actually don't have time and then uninstall it.

This cycle repeats once or twice a year

but mom needs that credit card to pay for the gift cards for the fellow on the phone who is trying to remove her linux mac virus

this man could out-grift MelonHusk if he wasn't just into vidya spaships

i work with a bunch of former googlers and googleXers(?) and they are some of the most insufferable people on the planet

wow! hard to imagine turning down a lump sum like that.. but i can also see why they might because once we got our apartment at 10 months in they sent out the renewal and jacked the price up another $800 which forced us to move

dammit, i knew something was missing

when my partner and i moved to the bay area in california we didn't qualify for a 1 bedroom apartment that cost $3200 a month even though she was starting a job at $100k/yr. We had to add in a somewhat bullshit salary for me at $50k because my previous boss was willing to lie to help us out.

1. mayo
2. sour cream
3. whipped cream
4. sugar
5. potato

their whole economy will be cum-based

but they didn't lose their lives, they ended their lives

sounds a bit floofy when they say people "lost their lives" as if it's just something that just kinda happened to them