Ha, I turn it off for your protection. Do you have any idea what I look like in the morning?

You can say, "alexa, play classic punk" and suddenly you are using Amazon Music.

She plays "Wipeout" on the drums
The squirrels and the birds come
Gather around to sing the guitar
Oh, I... Have you got nothing to say?

How do you think they would look? To get the news web page in your example, you are still going to have to have to render the page by running the client-side scripts required by modern websites and render some type of markup language for layout. It's not like web pages are secretly sitting in pure text on a server somewhere...

You are conflating content with delivery protocol. The websites would look the same regardless of protocol.

Better question: why would you install a security risk social media app on your phone?

A. They were always more of a novelty gift rather than a child's gift.
B. I was 12 when the trend hit and I had no desire to get one. Neither did my younger siblings.
C. N/A as my parents didn't get me one.
D. The novelty of a gag gift that was pre-packaged.
E. That's the million dollar question.

Someone once made a mountain of cash selling pet rocks.

These would be really cool to use on stage as a musician except they are made of glass. Kind dangerous...

The Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars - David Bowie
The Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd
Hotel California - The Eagles
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles
Rumours - Fleetwood Mac
Boston - Boston
Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
Abbey Road - The Beatles

His brother was a center, offensive lineman.

He's a tight end.

Chrome, because Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks.

When your famous, they let you grab them right in the intercostal clavicle.

You're going to sit behind Trump? Are the oxygen masks functional?

Biden's party did not win the house. There should be no star for 2020,.

Tiger says, "what?"

Look, no campaign wants to annoy voters but also they want everyone to be contacted. Just respond with "STOP" and it will stop. Unfortunately, every campaign buys your data so nearly ever campaign will send you a text.

Also, they use various services to send these texts so each the numbers sent from will change so you can't just block them.

The eyeliner helps though.

What happens if you make a mistake with your initial instructions?