proper banana eating technique
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    Depends on the human.

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  • Halloween barely ends and they're already got Mariah Carey defrosted and ready to go
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    Yeah, I'm totally cool with skipping Thanksgiving to extend Christmas.

    It's a shame it only means extending shopping, not decorations or time off though.

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  • Bold strategy.
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    you are morally obligated to vote for hitler

    gulag

    These libs really can't think of anything else to do with their lives but vote

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  • CORRECT!
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    hillary-apartment

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  • Did Che Guevara say this or is this quote misattributed?
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    If he didn't, then I'm going to tell my children he did.

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  • Between Friends and Seinfeld I much prefer Seinfeld.
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    We need a Hop Sing's community here.

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  • Send help please 🥺
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    1 joke.

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  • Would you consider the anonymous sale of nudes cheating?
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    You're selling my nudes?!

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  • 'No Possibility' of Gaza Cease-Fire, Biden Says as 500+ Former Staffers Demand One
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    If that's all you took away, you are the braindead one.

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  • Is this technically a pro-Trump post? Like "unlike biden trump will stop arming either azerbaijan or israel but not both"?
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    If never endorsing a single genocide makes me a child, then the adults in the room are the problem.

    Libs: Am I wrong for supporting genocide?

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  • In our lifetimes 🤞
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    jesse-wtf

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  • NBC brought Fascist War Criminal, Bibi the Baby Killer, on to try to talk down to the protesters. It's not going as well as he wanted. (CW fascist bullshit)
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    And it's really a condemnation and indictment of the education system providing Coca-Cola at schools.

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  • JFC I can't wait for Xi to come to my city and see what an actual police state looks like.
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    Getting pumped to house the homeless like

    xi-square-up

    Wish I could be there to see it happen.

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  • Pre-emptively posting this to the dunk tank before viewing: Israel-Hamas War: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
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    I just watched this in pure trepidation of hearing the same crazy fascistic lib shit I hear here on lemmy (fuck you .world!), but it actually is surprisingly pretty good for what it is.

    I really expected it to be a lot worse.

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  • 'No Possibility' of Gaza Cease-Fire, Biden Says as 500+ Former Staffers Demand One
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    Morality sucks. It often leads people to the wrong conclusions. It's not about moral superiority. It's about stopping fascism and millions of deaths.

    I'll agree with you there, morality does suck. But you haven't stopped fascism by voting for Biden, you've supported it.

    The Azov Brigade has been denazified.

    Sure.

    I have read the constitution. Appointing Supreme Court justices is in fact all he can do in regards to the Supreme Court. The Republicans waited 50 years to take our freedoms away. Now we may very well have to spend 50 years voting to get them back. This is why elections matter.

    Here is a transcript. You'll want article two, section two, paragraph two.

    Great, I've read it as well. So then how does Biden protect us from Christofascism when they literally already govern us for irrevocable life terms? How has fascism been prevented by voting for Biden? How are we not already in fascism which Biden and other Democrats have done nothing to prevent regardless of whether one voted for them or not? And you're delusional if you think fascists will respect these weak ass institutions, that did nothing to stop them in the first place, once they are magically defeated using the same institutions which they will either control or destroy. I agree that fascism taking over the US is an existential threat to the world, and Biden did nothing about it but tell us to wait longer and vote again. Your vote didn't stop fascism.

    Biden doesn't support the fascist right wing of Israel. It's hard for any world leader to single out the political parties of another country. World leaders have little recourse but to interface with other world leaders. We are reaching a point where we are going to have to start denouncing countries for putting fascists in power. This of course goes against decades of foreign policy of sticking with your allies no matter what. But we are going to have to because fascist dictatorships are incentivized to betray democracies.

    He's been a friend and suporter of Netanyahu for over 40 years, almost half a century; he has continued funding, arming, and militarily as well as politically defending Israel while they commit genocide, but somehow none of that doesn't make him a fascist supporter yet? Oh, but I didn't know he was forced to be friendly with fascists. He has little recourse but to deal with fascist genociders, what a shame. Yet he has full power to not recognize or deal with states like Cuba, Venezuela, North Korea, and so on. Weird how that works. It's almost as if he wants to be on friendly terms with the far Right in Israel for some reason, but I guess I just don't understand the high levels of geopolitics.

    Right. Because I am [safer]. And so is everyone else.

    Yeah, those Palestinian children are much safer in the ground surrounded by their families. You have supported fascism, not everyone is safer because of it. Fascists are safer, though, there's that at least.

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  • 'No Possibility' of Gaza Cease-Fire, Biden Says as 500+ Former Staffers Demand One
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    Okay??? Nobody here is saying that, so this is pure strawman

    I don't blame you if you haven't read all the replies I got here because they are all inane, maniacal bloodthirsty American fascist babbling and a complete waste of time but basically everyone has said voting for Biden was necessary to save the country, democracy, stop worse genocide, protect the world, so on and so forth because Trump would destroy everything. Even you are implying it in the next part which I quote. So, no, it's not an imagined strawman and people are actually saying that here.

    Except it’s not… Electing a candidate doesn’t automatically make people responsible for every action that candidate takes once they’re in office. And, once again, it was either Biden or Trump. We picked the best option we had.

    Voting for and electing a candidate gives them a mandate. That's literally how elections work and their purpose. You are literally responsible for putting that person in power and for what they do with that power because you helped put them there. And anyone voting for Biden again after everything that is happening only solidifies their position as a fascist supporter.

    If you’re forced to choose between a pile of shit and a pile of shit with febreeze, you’re gonna pick the latter option. Doesn’t mean you’re happy with it, and it doesn’t suddenly make you responsible when the febreeze runs out and the shit starts to stink.

    It doesn't seem like you love this country very much. You describe it in such a pessimistic way. Forced to choose between shit you're not happy with that will support or commit genocide no matter what, huh? Does that sound like a functional democracy to you? Fact is that everyone is effected by the President but no one is forced to vote and there are other things people can do to try to build an alternative. You chose to vote to just shovel pleasant smelling shit in your mouth. Why do you think it's worth shoveling shit in your mouth for a system you describe as forcing you to choose between such options?

    Speaking of shit, stop diving in your ass to find some. You’re spewing enough already.

    My bad, I thought you'd appreciate it. You're the one here who loves to have nice smelling shit in their mouth, not me.

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    How tragic that man can never realize how beautiful life is until he is face to face with death.