Donald Trump Mocks Jimmy Carter on His Milestone 100th Birthday
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    no votes will count for PSL

    now that's what i call democracy!

    in bad country they hold sham elections where you're only allowed to vote for the government approved candidate

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  • Donald Trump Mocks Jimmy Carter on His Milestone 100th Birthday
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    i'm cry laughing at the idea of a super intense cinematic moment where he's trying to draw his last breath and everyone around is trying to get him to sign the ballot susie-laugh

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    > Jason Carter, the former president's grandson, recently told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that his grandfather hopes to live long enough to cast his vote in this year’s presidential election. > “I'm only trying to make it to vote for Kamala Harris,” President Carter reportedly told loved ones lmao they're keeping this fossil on life support just so he can ![vote](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/5c4b9546-ffb5-4984-a0d1-b491a3a63629.png "emoji vote") > Early voting in Georgia, where Carter lives, opens on Oct. 15 for the Nov. 5 election, and absentee ballots are sent out up to 29 days before the election. Georgia does not have any laws prohibiting a ballot from being counted if someone dies between the early voting period and Election Day. ![michael-laugh](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3858ea0f-f09c-4c6f-95a1-5dda154612ad.png "emoji michael-laugh") just two more weeks, buddy! you can do it! ![i-cant](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/acac7a6a-4ae5-48ba-af12-bf28c8e80d90.png "emoji i-cant")

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    Comparison of Veganism and Carnism
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    "plant-based - hunting (fishing included)"??? while i'm not going to be so bold as to claim there is not one person in the world who doesn't eat meat but does sport hunt, it's difficult for me to imagine that's very common lol

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  • Official list of things that I don't put sriracha on
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    i like how the lid works

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  • language in the workplace
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    I see, do you see?

    lol, lmao "blow me, blow yourself?"

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  • What if {insert name} et {insert name} made a {insert name} (Fill in the blanks)
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    what if some white dude and some other white dude made a podcast

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  • The Foods That Get You Through
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    the one that gets me is when there are milk products in spicy chips like...? doesn't milk denaturize capsaicin? you're making the chips less spicy by doing that, you absolute clowns

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  • This is massive "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy" energy, except far more powerful.
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    uhm so this whole time I thought it was an iron man costume

    like I thought he was riffing on being the real tony stark hell i've even seen this full picture before and I guess my brain just filled in the iron man parts

    bizarre wtf is this actually?

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  • that's gonna be so funny i just saw the clip where, in relation to the "migrants eating cats and dogs in springfield, ohio" thing, jd says "if i have to create stories so that the american media actually pays attention to the suffering of the american people, then that's what i'm gonna do" and that's just so, so funny. and i will laugh with my whole belly when what that wins him is getting thrown under the bus by our very, very dry boy ![trump-anguish](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/75a7a57b-bf95-4048-8a3a-d2e1ab36007c.png "emoji trump-anguish")

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    Is it pretty much over for Trump?
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    maybe it’s time to reevaluate your views smuglord

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  • what could have been
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    get a grip

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  • vaushite redditor makes shoddy historical comparison
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    you know what? i'm convinced. they got me.

    this November - 2024 - i will be casting my vote

    for abraham lincoln.

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  • Fuck you ill take you down! Headstrong I'll back you down headstrong to take on anyone!
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    back on i'll take you off! take off i'll back on anyone!

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  • Wow such a relief. All the genocide and what not can go on. But god so much burden was just lifted. Great note to end on joe.
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    it's only a real contrapoints if it comes from the contrapoints region of france. otherwise it's just sparkling breadtube

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  • Finasteride?
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    I've been on finasteride for over a year and did basically exactly what you're proposing, used it for about six months on its own before starting estradiol as a way to dip my toes in.

    I'll be honest, it didn't do much on its own for me, so i'd recommend keeping your expectations low. it didn't do anything to help with my body hair unfortunately, but i did notice i was losing a lot less hair in the shower which was reason enough for me to like it. i didn't notice any mental health related effects, except that I feel like it made me dream more (might be correlation not causation)

    i still take it along with the e in place of something like spiro, mostly because those potential side effects scare me more.

    i give finasteride a tepid thumbs up! good luck trans-heart

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  • Amazing. Every word you just said was wrong.
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    i stopped reading at clothes being a means of production

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  • I might have this trick for eating hot food without having to wait for it to cool first, if anyone wants to try it out.
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    i just tried it but the shock from such rapid and extreme temperate shift caused my tongue to shatter into a million pieces

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  • It was not ok taking the site down as a joke
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    i'm so sorry you know that city exists

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  • ![im-vegan](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0ac5bd87-73cd-4b0d-811e-972a630c4d34.png "emoji im-vegan") it's actually been 121 months, and i just realized bc I was thinking about other stuff that was going on in my life at the time and it occurred to me that it was a whole ass decade ago. not asking for praise or anything, just sharin. need to let you all know that ![im-vegan](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0ac5bd87-73cd-4b0d-811e-972a630c4d34.png "emoji im-vegan")

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    a few years ago i worked in a shitty little retail shop that was owned by two brothers i never met that lived in another state (the company owned a chain of these stores across 2 or 3 states, there were maybe 4 or 5 total stores). we used this ipad in a stand to clock in and out. you had to take a picture of yourself every time, which i despised. i had been there for maybe 7 months or so when one day i decided to look at the app that was like the user version of the app from the ipad. it had a record of all of my in and out times... and a record of every time they had been edited. and edited they had been. every single shift, one of the two owners was shaving off between 1 and 15 minutes from clock out time. i brought it up with my manager, who i got along really well with, and got him to look at his. same thing. my other coworker, same thing. i went home and made a spreadsheet containing every single time it had happened for as far back as the records went. it ended up being something like $400 worth of time they had taken from me. the next day i got a call from that owner, and he explained to me that he felt like i was taking too long to close the store, that it shouldn't take that long, and that he was sorry (sorry that he got caught!) and was going to add $200 to my next paycheck (half of what he stole), plus from now on all clock in and out times would be rounded to the nearest quarter hour, and asked me if that made it better. i was in a pretty bad place at the time, financially and mentally, and for as terrible as that job was i did also kind of like it, and didn't think i could find anything better, so i accepted the money and the apology and let it go. anything like that ever happened to you? did you do anything cooler than roll over like i did?

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    oww, fell on my rear

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    the leaves started getting all sad and gross the other day :C

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