Not the *cough* Onion
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    Had they not escaped they may have become the First Ministroni

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  • Weird kink though
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    I actually disagree with that, if I saw a larger gentleman wearing this I'd feel proud of him for owning his thing with self-depracating humour, and think it was funny, the same as I do here.

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  • Israel declares UN chief 'persona non grata'
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    It's Latin for "a person not welcome"

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  • How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe after peeing?
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    Thank you for sharing this. I'm going to try it out on my Italian friends :)

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  • Caption this.
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    "Tell HR I want them to know it was me"

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  • How many pieces of toilet paper do you use to wipe after peeing?
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    Yes, particularly as I get older the equipment doesn't drain fully and needs a little help.

    There's a rhyme about it "no matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants", well I choose to wipe instead of relying on the absorbance of my pants or trousers (the original saying is American so means trousers really).

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  • US cops get gun stuck to MRI machine in bungled cannabis raid
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    At the end of the article, which is already a litany of clownish buffoonery, it states that after destroying (effectively) the MRI machine in order to retrieve the rifle, he failed to retrieve a loaded magazine. So it was just left on the floor as they left.

    Edit: autocorrect had changed it to clownfish

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    `#if` vs `#if defined` vs `#ifdef` directives - how are they different from each other?
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    You are correct, I had misremembered how it works. It can evaluate build arguments, but they have to be numerical. However you can define new variables (in the pre-processor, not in code - ie, after a #) to replace those numbers, to make the intent clearer. Eg.

    #define DEBUG_1 1

    #define DEBUG_2 2

    #if DEBUG_LEVEL >= DEBUG_1

    Then pass the build arg DEBUG_LEVEL at compile time

    More info here:

    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/cpp/preprocessor/hash-if-hash-elif-hash-else-and-hash-endif-directives-c-cpp?view=msvc-170

    Edit: formatting of code snippet

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    `#if` vs `#if defined` vs `#ifdef` directives - how are they different from each other?
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    I'm going to take a shot at answering this, but please bear in mind that it's been a long time since I looked into the C pre-parser.

    #if allows for arbitrary Boolean logic, eg #if build_env "local"

    #if defined us to see if a thing has been defined already, quite often used to make sure that a header file is only imported once, redeclaration of headers is a compiler error. Eg. #if !defined(__SOME_UNIQUE_FILE_IDENTIFIER) (then define the class) then write your #endif

    #ifdef wasn't always standard and was added later in the ANSI spec be a keyword, it's shorthand for the same thing as #if defined. -

    This is my understanding anyway, I'm going with the principal that someone who knows more will be more likely to post a rebuttal (which I encourage).

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    My wife and I just came home from vacation, and after 4½ years of avoiding it, we have COVID.
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    Unfortunately masks are most effective when the person with COVID wears them, rather than people who are trying to avoid COVID, but human nature is such that people with COVID (ones who go out in public) are often ones least worried about it so least likely to wear a mask in the first place.

    I had a similar experience where I went to a conference and masked up religiously around groups only to catch it anyway while my colleagues didn't mask and didn't catch it.

    Sometimes you can do everything right and still fail (paraphrasing Picard).

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  • Would you sacrifice pro-trans campaigning for a Democrat win?
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    I agree, the job of politicians is to reframe Trans rights as policies that benefit everyone. If everyone at a negotiation feels like they are winning you have a successful negotiation. Who cares if the new policy disproportionately benefits one group, we are all better off because of it, and in the case of Trans rights give them the same (non-codified) protections as everyone else.

    (This is if course ignoring the oft used tactic of the far right which is to do the opposite and reframe beneficial policies (eh. ACA) as something that only benefits one group by calling it a funny name (eg. Obamacare), so it's easier said than done, but that is what the democrats should be doing more of, imho)

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  • Linux
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    Gedit

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  • O**o
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    You forgot KN#CKERS

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  • Ik ik but control yourselfs
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    First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!

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  • Shart, not fart
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    45 and 47

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  • The punctuality of trains in Europe
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    I live in Luxembourg and I have the same question!

    I suspect it is trains going outside of the country but it's funny to see nonetheless. I think most trains originate from Luxembourg (when travelling to other countries over anything that would be considered a long distance which I suspect gives them a scheduling advantage).

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  • King Charles’ €500K lobster dinner blows hole in French presidency’s budget
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    plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

    (The more things change, the more they stay the same)

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  • Corpsegrinder
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    I mean, yeah, he'd have to hold the phone, no way that thing would stay the nook of his shoulder with a neck like that!

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    Austin is politically adaptable
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    Can only speak to the UK, but in the 90s women drinking pints of beer was so radical that they got their own name - ladettes, which also tied into the Girl Power movement (might have been third-wave feminism adjacent? Idk)

    These days if a woman drinks a beer nobody would even bat an eyelid, it's just such an unusual thing to think that was ever considered not normal. This is just one case, but it's indicative of one way that society has progressed. There are many more examples of such societal changes.

    Your statement prompted me to think back to when the BBC used to run stories on the dangers of uppity Ladettes and what that might mean for the establishment.

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  • I've heard of Pythonistas and Rustaceans. What are some of the other names given to devs writing in, for example, PHP or C++. Appreciate any answers - both serious and joking.

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