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wow, criticizing a racist old white catholic man? your privilege is showing.
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He had a cold. His back hurt. He didn't get much sleep. He was thirsty. He head a headache. He stayed up gaming all night.
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An apt visual metaphor, Obama holding up Joe Biden
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Uh oh your astute observations just got 5 pinocchios!
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I'm tired of Hexbers giving Biden a hard time over this. We should all commend him for his act of quiet quitting.
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
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modafinil shortage
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What the fuck is hexbear?
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Oh boy expect a human trafficking story to come out of Ukraine in a few years.
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Were there twitch whisper messages with an individual minor back in 2017? The answer is yes. Were there real intentions behind these messages, the answer is absolutely not. These were casual, mutual conversations that sometimes leaned too much in the direction of being inappropriate, but nothing more. Nothing illegal happened, no pictures were shared, no crimes were committed, I never even met the individual. I went through a lengthy arbitration regarding a civil dispute with twitch and that case was resolved by a settlement. Let me be clear, it was not a criminal case against me and no criminal charges have ever been brought against me.
Did I sext a child? Yes. Were there intentions? Yes. Were the intentions real? Define real. What is real anyways? Are you real? Am I real?
Look, I settled in a civil case okay? It wasn't even criminal!
Anyone else enjoying the modernized messy *removed* drama?
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Between the plaid shirt guy and the white hoodie guy
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green shirt is a hexbear poster now. trust me.
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"Justin Timerblank? Yeah I think my grandma had one of his CD things"
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The science of revolution. It's a process. A dialectic process. A means of understanding society through action and changing it through understanding. It's like asking which is the right explanation for things, physics or chemistry? Biology or mathematics? They're all different tools to tackle different problems in the attempt to understand the universe.
Which experimental outcomes line up with reality? Those who achieved revolution. We know some plans worked in their context and some didn't. We can formulate plans of our own for our own context. Those that lead to revolution are the right ones. Those that just lead to navel-gazing and academic debates are not correct.
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"I'm just gonna stop any attempt at a scientific understanding of capital and power dynamics to make sure that communists don't organize too many people at once."
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The riverbeds will run red with the blood of the saints and the holy.
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Phones did this with a dedicated facebook button right before the went all touchscreen and you had apps. I assume we're going to start seeing touch screen mice soon.
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oh my god, not widespread misinformation!
My name is Karl and I hate every single one of you. All of you are exploitative, greedy, parasites who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass stock reports. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever organized a union? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own selfishness, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than speculating on tulips. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best theory. I'm pretty much perfect. I wrote a book about the faults of capitalism. What books do you write, other than "a few people should own everything because they're special" I also wrote pamphlets, and have a really great benefactor (He just sent me $5, shit was so cash). You are all vampires who should just lose their wealth. Thanks for listening.
1. Not funny 2. Not interesting 3. Slow content drip 4. I've already thought of everything I read from myself. 5. No solutions 6. Not leftist enough and/or too leftist 7. Shallowly serious 8. Probably a psy-op humiliation ritual as part of a demoralization campaign 9. Posts on hexbear 10. irony poisoning (irony comes from lead paint)
DAMN BRO IT SUCKS THAT A SMALL GROUP OF PRIVILEGED AND SELF-INTERESTED PEOPLE WOULD STEER PUBLIC OPINION AROUND ELECTIONS AND SPECULATE ON POLITICS. DAMN BRO WISH THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. DAMN SON THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE IF SOMEONE DID THAT. I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE DEEMS WHAT VOTERS SHOULD CARE ABOUT. NOBODY SHOULD DO THAT. LIKE ASK THEM QUESTIONS ENGINEERED TO GET A RESPONSE OR USE STATISTICS LIKE SECULAR TEA LEAVES. DAMN BRO. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED.
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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Frank Underwood complaining about woke, praising X, says he was canceled.
When you're not driving it, you can wear it like a mech. It all happens on X.
Yet the CIA can't even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
Sorry Gosling. Trump kino is on the menu.