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“I am not altogether on anybody’s side, because nobody is altogether on my side, if you understand me" - Treebeard
So what happened to Treebeard next?
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You can't fool me! This isn't a Pokémon, it's the final boss of Hollow Knight.
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BBC on cope mode about how actually Iran's attack was foiled by the iron dome really when you think about it. Friends, how bad is Israel cooked?
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Tfw Khergits are besieging Praven but King Harlaus has called all his vassals to feast.
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If you liked the old Fallout CRPGs or the Wasteland sequels, I'd recommend Encased. It's on sale right now and provides a surprising range of ways solve the game's various problems.
for example
It'll try to send you on a road trip doing quests in exchange for macguffins, what you aren't directly told is that you can just steal these items instead.
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what would thet be like
Exactly the same as No Country for Old Men, except Anton Chigurh is some "cheerio, my old chap", tweed jacketed, toff-fuck.
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Do not fart while hiding in a barrel, you won't be able to escape.
Ok losers, just in case you don't know about The Mary Celeste was here's some background: In October the 20th 1872, a boat named The Mary Celeste set sail from New York to Genoa. The next time anyone would see it, it was adrift and crewless. No sign of a struggle, food still half eaten on plates, and the only lifeboat gone. Lesser minds have spent centuries trying to figure out what happened, and debate amongst themselves incessantly. But I woke up this morning and decided to have a whack at it and I think I've solved it. Now, like me, your first conclusion may be that the boat got sick of the crew's shit and told the crew to leave, but those ivory tower intellectuals insist that boats can't speak and I must begrudgingly defer to their judgement. Now, I have never set foot on a boat but since I've read Treasure Island (well, most of it (some of it (a couple of small excerpts))) I think I have a pretty clear idea of what went on in boats of this era and thus can finally solve the mystery. Ok, so in the before times, when youths weren't skibbying toilets on their tockticks, the key role of a child was to hide in an apple barrel so they could observe Long John Silver planning a mutiny. My theory is this: the captain and crew were below decks, eating their dinner and waxing nostalgic about their life on the high seas. One of them (I don't know which one) brings up hiding in an apple barrel sending the rest of them cascading backwards down memory road. "I bet I could still fit in an apple barrel!" One yells. "Could not!" Yells another. Before you know it, everyone is up on deck trying to fit inside barrels (smaller ones than they're used to since the sole cargo was a 1,700 barrels of alcohol). Unfortunately since they all squeezed into their respective barrels at the same time (to see who could do it quicker) they all got trapped within the barrels. It's at that point a particularly strong gust of wind caused the boat to list starboard causing them to all fall into the lifeboat, which unable to support the weight of an entire crew plus barrels, snapped from its moorings and plunged into the ocean below. I believe this is the mostly likely course of events and both smugly and patiently await my Nobel Prize in big brain having.
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This just in:
Fantasy series with a recurring conflict centring 'round the struggles of people oppressed by a heavily Christianity-coded religious order; with a large, diverse cast including a lot of queer characters; suddenly declared woke.
Experts are baffled.
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Nope, Legate Lanius takes over if Caesar dies regardless of how it happens.
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, he keeps yapping on about Hegel but doesn't properly understand what he's talking about.
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I got 5/100
This list is also highly England-centric but that's the case whenever a saes says British.
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Another unnecessary sequel?
I'm gonna skip this one, let me know when they put Jesus in space, or make him fight Jason Voorhees, or whatever these sortsa franchises do when they run outta ideas.
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Ok, I'm shit at Limericks but...
frantically googles where Elon Musk was born
There once was a man from Pretoria
Who'd offer a horse to fuck ya
Spent all day posting cringe
Where he'd constantly whinge
Of his estranged children's euphoria
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I'd hold out to see if anyone else has Mrs Bun the baker's wife if I were you.
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All those guns, yet Americans can't seem to hit shit.
In my free time I've been playing a bit of Project Zomboid recently and stumbling 'round the McMansions of KY's various towns has made me think about how inherently hostile suburban infrastructure is. Like, until you can get a car in working order, travel out of and through the suburbs is slow and tiring. Prepare to take days out of your travel time as you run down empty roads, hop fences, and do all sorts of other things I hear gets you shot in the US. As the power goes off and perishables begin rapidly decomposing, you are trapped in a maze-like prison of mankind's making (its occupants only marginally less hostile than a real-life suburb). Seeds are scarce and the only greenery is the copy-paste lawns surrounding you in every direction. If you've thought ahead you've stockpiled your tinned goods, otherwise prepare for a long hike through a world not built for man but instead the machines that they convinced themselves would make their lives easier.
Look how sad he is! ![](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/f1d4bb98-650b-442d-bb9a-5b7a086c287d.png) Obligatory cum edit.
Any thoughts?
There was, like, a stall with this person handing them out.
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