He had me in the first half.

Got it. Use phrases popularized by surfers/ninja turtles.

The poster is for World War I. Your link is for World War II.

Yep. I have them all. There were only 35 issues and they got progressively rarer and more expensive as they went. I found that odd compared to other comics.

That was a noble shift in opinion.

Which telescope team?

Yeah. 1 and 3 were recorded during one of those HBO free weekends for us.

Bring one home. Mama will be so proud of you.

A little gross too, but not unethical. Like eating boogers.

I'm not sure why people are downvoting you on this comment. I got the Stephen King reference too.

Yeah. I'm curious where this article was posted. It's sounds like clickbait. How would she even figure that out?

Wait... that's an absolute.

LOL. My first thought as well. What has that pastor been doing to warrant hell?

Ignore the downvoter. I got your joke.

Yeah. My ginger wife definitely got a bad sunburn during a car ride.

He had like 30 goddamn dicks...