It'd be nice if Disney didn't get out of the physical media market where I live. Would've been nice to buy.

Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

Yeah this is Slaanesh for sure.

I will never forgive the Apple rep who came into our retail store and loaded up the store Homepod with A PLAYLIST OF SIXTY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING RENDITIONS OF THAT CUNTING SONG and then locked it out so we couldn't change it back to normal human music. Said it was his favourite song.

I made a complaint and never saw him again. I've never seen an entire store's staff hate life more.

28 square kilometres and the dog was only partially burned? That guy shouldn't play with fire.

"I've always wanted to do that!"

Wands up.

ALAN! ALAN!

That's be like sticking a burnt sausage into a food disposal and would probably sound similar, too.

https://youtu.be/9oonHCoKnv8?si=MKIC9vR6xE_qdKE6

Bless the Onion.

"So, as I was trying to say..."

schlorp

iRacing in the streets, Mario Kart in the sheets

Hell yes it does. Great games.

Ah, the ol' paddlecock.

Fuck it, all the cool ones get Trump Stumps. Right on the mushroom.

Who drinks warm milkshakes?

The more I stare at his expression, the worse I feel for him. Could you imagine what is going through his head here?

One game was all it took for Big Red to turn from an epic "Not even death can save you from me" into a cartoon villain. Fucker wouldn't shut up throughout Act 4......

You love to see it. Not the junkies trashing the store of course, but the consequences of their actions.