“The darkness in the corner is a doorway.”
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    Thanks 😊 Cryptids never get compliments from strangers so this moment is very touching

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  • “The darkness in the corner is a doorway.”
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    Hey why did you take a picture of me before asking? I know I've been inside since you were born but cmon am I that scary to you?

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  • God, I wish that were me
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    First step is confidence?

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  • Whisperule
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    Worst part is only you can hear it. Like imagine having a conversation with your knife only for someone else to walk in on it.

    Knife: Fuck the melon Me: wdym fuck the melon? Other person: Huh?

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearFU
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    I mean he's not wrong... They'll be more expensive during winter so the investment is pretty good.

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  • Rule
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    Goddammit you made me sit here for like 2 min to watch an ad

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  • Hello fellow shitposters
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    Shiver me bones

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  • thicc
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    Mom. Dad. I think I'm thicc 😔

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  • UFO
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    But since you identified said object as "unidentified" does that mean it is no longer unidentified?

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMI
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    Nooooooo. Stop right there....

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  • to be fair i actually didn't update for a few months
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    It's just so funny that you go from discussing about file reductions on Linux to sex and then start talking in German...

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  • to be fair i actually didn't update for a few months
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    Why the hell did this comment section turn German all of a sudden...

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  • My experience with microsoft's ads for linux.
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    No it pauses the timer. Once I dismiss the popup I can see that the pause button icon has been replaced with the continue/play icon. Clicking it unpauses the timer until the popup pops up again.

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  • My experience with microsoft's ads for linux.
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    Microsoft had made a product that has for decades been used to run other people's software. They've unintentionally made windows a "monopoly" in the sense that no other os can run windows only software perfectly. Most consumers will probably think Linux " is just a terminal and too advanced", and the others who can install a distro might still be locked into using windows because not all software can run under wine.

    So to you they might seem overconfident in that you can switch, but for some they're shit out of luck in the department of alternatives. Microsoft knows they can exploit their users, and they will do it

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  • My experience with microsoft's ads for linux.
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    I'd imagine it's to force me to sign in to use the timer. Shittify the version that can't track as much, and force the users to use it logged in

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  • Printing on Linux
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    From my experience I've had to deal with their software adware for which I've had to close pop ups and upsell ads before I could do anything with their printers, so that might be why it takes long to print a simple page

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  • My experience with microsoft's ads for linux.
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    Im generally against hate, but I do think that Google, Microsoft and other numerous companies should go to hell for their shitty practices :3

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  • My experience with microsoft's ads for linux.
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    I used to dual boot pop os and windows, but stopped once I had too many issues trying to run non Linux native software trough wine. Once I'll get my workflow Linux ready, I think I'll use some distro with KDE

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  • My experience with microsoft's ads for linux.
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    I'd say it fits for both as I'm leaving windows for some Linux distro

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  • Hey y'all, today I experienced another push for Linux from our friend Microsoft. 5 minutes ago, I wanted to use the timer app on Windows, so I could manage my work/break schedule, and this fucker showed up. ![](https://protosparky.uk/cdn/rkgnketnktrdeg/1.jpg) Yes, that's a prompt to sign in with a Microsoft account to use the clock. If you close it, it pops up 30s later. Clicking “Don't sign in” or closing the process responsible for displaying it is useless, and guess what… IT PAUSES THE TIMER WHEN IT SHOWS UP. I guess this is another thing added to the super long list of things which will eventually make me switch my main workstation to Linux once win10 is discontinued. /endrant Hope y'all are having a great day :3

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    She's taking a sip from the water used to wash the paintbrushes, while standing **in** the paint.

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    I got this picture from my mom who was painting. The cat is head first into the container she used to wash those paintbrushes, and standing in the paint

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    [High res image](https://protosparky.uk/cdn/astro2/1.jpg) [Original Post](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/16197074) This time i set up my old dslr and a tripod for the shooting, and i shot 70 30s frames. It seems like there's a problem with sharpness, but im not sure if its because i lack a star tracker, the lens was slightly out of focus, or because of atmospheric wobble. Here's some behind the scene images: ![](https://protosparky.uk/cdn/astro2/3.jpg) The camera is a nikon D5100, a low/midrange camera from almost 14 yeas ago mounted to a cheap tripod. The white box on top of said camera is the battery which i made from 2 old powerbanks because im a cheapass and couldnt be asked to buy a proper one :) I saw the nothern lights too! ![](https://protosparky.uk/cdn/astro2/2.jpg)

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    Here's another weird collection of videos ![](https://protosparky.uk/cdn/fringirnigre/2.png)

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    [High res image](https://protosparky.uk/cdn/astro1/1.png) I took about 30 raw 30s exposures from my phone propped up on the roof, stacked them with deep sky stacker, and I'm impressed at the result.

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    ![](http://protosparky.uk/cdn/jpegxl_test/1.jxl) Testing to see if clients render jpegxl images properly

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    Jeg har lagt merke til at de siste årene, når en butikkarbeider spør meg om jeg vil ha kvittering, og jeg sier "nei takk" så får jeg den allikevel. Er det en greie at de fleste hører "takk" og antar jeg vil ha kvitteringen, eller er det sånn at de må alltid gi kvitteringer til kunder? Jeg har alltid sagt nei takk til kvitteringer, men de siste årene så har det poppet opp en trend der de bare gir meg kvitteringen selv om jeg sier nei.

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    ![](https://protosparky.uk/cdn/irkrkl/2.jpg) The green one says "white wannabes"

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    I've tried posting an h264 mp4 file from a webserver i own, and I noticed that most clients fail to load or outright crash when trying to open the post. Some give an "invalid MIME type" error even though "video/mp4" is a valid one. Posting the link as a hyperlink works, but then you don't get a preview. So what's the best way to share video on lemmy? Is it youtube/imgur or am I doing something wrong?

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    I was going on a walk and chose to take some photos of my local air traffic control radar. Also found this buddy, but couldn't take a good picture as i was being eaten alive by mosquitos :) ![](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/1ee4b2f4-cb7e-427b-a85e-9244439d6d65.jpeg) Both photos were taken on an old Nikon D5100 and edited in adobe photoshop. (adjusted the colors slightly)

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    I'm on vacation in paris, so I thought why not take some photos. Also here's my obligatory eiffel tower pic: ![](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/357d0ad8-51f6-4b0e-8541-18d602610367.jpeg) Both are shot on my phone in RAW and then edited in lightroom mobile

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    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/2f5169c7-3e44-49dd-aa9c-1b27034199c6.webm

    I've seen these all over Europe. Some have simple images of the cross flashing, some have windows screensaver esque animations, and some have 3d renders of various things rotating in all sorts of ways. Why is that? Wouldn't a simple green cross be enough to get the point across, or do they need to be overly verbose? [Here's the full video instead of a gif](http://protosparky.uk/cdn/20240705_162324.mp4)

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    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/337d84b1-1830-491b-a5ea-9506a4da2cfe.jpeg

    Some years ago, I saw a neat photo collage centered around power lines by some artist, and thought it was a neat idea. Here's my attempt at making one using photos I've taken on my phone throughout the years. This was a project i did a while ago, and thought you might appreciate seeing, even if it's a bit jank in some spots. I wanted to share the before photo of the power lines, but can't find the original DNG file, nor the Photoshop project file. ~~I'll go for a walk to find the original spot i took the image at as proof :)~~ Found the rough spot I took the base picture in. Yes, I did remove the 2nd tower in the edit ![](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/0a82ee3e-4764-4d36-81a8-e6b499b5e3bb.jpeg) ![](https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/a5c9444c-2d95-4903-a505-c6a88ac29036.jpeg)

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    Norwegian proto with a taste for shitposting Deeply sorry for my photoshop creation

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