I think 'transgender' is just a placeholder for anything scary or a threat to the poor little orange narcissist's ego

They are barely teaching math or reading, but they most certainly not teaching 'transgender'.

I would kill for 15 hours of sleep

TIL Isaac Newton was so smart he invented new muscle groups for himself

To be fair, they do have to come up with a relatively unique title for each article and neither of these titles are particularly extreme. It could be argued that these are unbiased and they just need to market it to a world with no attention span.

What would be more telling is the content of the articles themselves. Which, if human nature is anything to go by, are almost certainly quite biased.

You realize in a communist society you have to pull your weight too?

This is a desired thing so long as it also means actually living, not just existing

Aren't cats Hooters whole business model? Or maybe it was melons . . .

Evolution turned out wildly different in an alternate universe where E comes before C except after I

What's really scary is when you know exactly how it works and it's still a conspiracy

a high school in London is trialing a 12-hour school day to prepare pupils for adult life.

More like prepare students for literal, actual slavery under capitalism. Bullshit like this is why the younger generations don't want to work. We are absolutely not lazy we just don't want to work in world that treats us like our only purpose in existence is to work to ourselves death sucking off all the rich fucking cunts just so we still can't pay rent or buy food.

We really need to bring back the guillotine before it's too late.

Help me, salt-vinegar chipobi! Your my only hope . . .

That one looks stoned af

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Both are great insults

Some great names. Sneutrino, zino, wino

Hey, I turned my PlayStation on the other day

But then it had to update :(

If I'm smart enough to get stuck in the peer review process I will absolutely just say fuck you

Not a bad idea, but . . . classic, really? At least get something with flavor

I'm not sure I like my factory defaults anymore

The first time I heard the term gooey it was from someone I don't like so now I can't stand it. All I can think about is buying that dude a toothbrush, but then he'd probably go on about how toothbrushes are actually bad for your health.