What is the most unhinged conspiracy theory?
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    I've been feeling that my vazween was a bit out of kilter recently! I KNEW I shouldn't have used that public toilet...

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  • Search engines down?
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    Same. Duck duck go is down for me.

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  • Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
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    Thanks so much for this. Really needed a good laugh this morning.

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  • Everyone with your exact job title in your industry vanishes, how long until awful things happen?
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    You'll all be fighting in the streets for food by the end of next week. Logistics literally moves the world. 🚚

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  • Total War Pharaoh: Hands-On Campaign Preview - IGN
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    I preorder nothing these days. I've learned my lesson.

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  • Itse finished! Xmas present for my parents
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    Lovely! Well done!

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  • Most refreshing shower of my life 😫
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    Favorite soap ever was a peppermint body wash that came out one Christmas. Balls cool indeed. 🥶🥶

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  • Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin feared dead after Russia plane crash
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    Nope. Went out with a bang, it seems.

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  • Kumiko lantern in progress. Gaps to be filled with Kumiko. Any ideas for a pattern?
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    Maybe an offset grid? Like a brick kinda pattern? The squares needn't be too small, that would keep it simple.

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  • The placement of the stove would make me not want to cook
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    That's an.... odd... placement. I do like the counter immediately next to the stove like that, but, yeah .... no.

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  • This still baffles me, but I guess it's good for federation?
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    I joined over there because, funnily enough, that was on of the few instances not blocked by my work. 🤷

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  • This doctor said vaccines magnetize people. Ohio suspended her medical license.
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    I was hoping that getting the vaccine would let me shoot Jewish Space Lasers out of my eyes, but all the vaccine did for me was make me ruin my credit cards every time I try to swipe them! 😕

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  • Eat it
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    With all the homemade ranch I can get to cling to it.

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  • Red Cross ends blood-donation restrictions that singled out gay and bisexual men
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    Convert 10 or more and you get a new toaster oven!

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  • What is an iconic catchphrase from your grandparents?
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    "You make a better door than you do a window." ...Anytime we got in front of the TV.

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    Title really, it's the first thing everybody looks for when they download something.

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    I was just starting to learn German when I bumped into this. I was so thrilled that I understood!

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    As soon as I set it up, she's on it. ✨♥️✨

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