Ive travelled a lot, and I've never been yelled at in any other airport. In other international hub airports you follow "transit" signs to get to the main waiting area, with shops, cafes, bars etc.

This is it. Yes, spinning HDDs may be cheaper, but replacing mine with an SSD made my PC faster and quieter, especially on boot.

"You absolute melt" is my favourite. Uttered by a GBBO baker about himself in the latest episode.

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TIL, that is so interesting! I should start selling my blackcurrant jam in the States, it's delicious.

A couple of times I've travelled Air NZ route that goes London-Auckland via LAX. The plane has to stop to refuel I guess. All the passengers are forced to queue up to be fingerprinted and have their eyeballs scanned, while a security guard walks up and down screaming "STAY IN THE LINE!" Then they're herded into a lounge barely big enough to hold everyone (first class passengers have their own little pen next to the toilets). Apologetic air crew distribute apples, crisps and bottles of water. For hours. Through a glass wall is a view of the rest of the airport: shops, cafes, bars, space to stroll. But hey, at least you get to not miss your flight, and the US is safe from Kiwi tourists.

I don't know if they still do this, I avoid the route.

Ha ha, my random text was really vague about what council had issued the bogus parking ticket. By contrast when I strayed into a bus lane one time I got a letter from my council, complete with a very clear photo of me driving my car in said bus lane. And yes, I got a discount for paying right away.

Uxorious: devoted to one's wife.

At least they still exist somewhere, albeit hidden. In the early days of television, the BBC routinely taped over episodes, even of really popular shows, because the tapes were expensive.

Example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_missing_episodes

Every now and then a box of old VHS recordings turns up in someone's shed or attic, and can be added back in to the archive. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-67218634

The horse does look worried.

One thing that helped my posture was raising my monitor - a hardback copy of Infinite Jest did the trick. But follow all the good advice here too - core strength, stretching, massage. It is really, really worth the effort.

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Yeah, I guess ... two out of ten for effort though? I mean, everything was spelled correctly!

Ooooh, I'm rare! Colour me capercaillie.

I regularly shop at a supermarket built on a site where people were burned as witches in the 17th century.

A ship's captain was away at sea and died after his ship was wrecked in a storm. Back home, his housemaid was accused of having created the storm and was burned at the stake. And there I am buying lemons and ice cream and toothpaste. It blows my mind.

I'm from New Zealand originally. Small town in a small country. The time zone joke back then was, "If it's 5pm in Sydney, it's 1956 in Auckland."

You dialled by putting a finger in each number hole one at a time, dragging each one to the stop. When I was a kid our town's phone numbers had just four digits, didn't take long to dial.

You could opt out of being in the phone book. I had to do this because a crazy woman who had had a teacher by the same name as me, in the same suburb as me, kept ringing me. First call she said, "Guess who this is?" Dunno. By the tenth call that first day she was yelling down the phone that I was a liar, asking me "Why are you being like this?!?" Because I was never your teacher! No caller id back then, so I had to keep right on answering. One time I picked up and shouted "FUCK OFF!" and yeah it was a work colleague, that was awkward.

Check out Prince Rahotep: https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53240551828_62a7518b20_b.jpg The modelling isn't great, but those eyes....

the old boat has oars

Which no-one is using. It's the first thing I noticed. There's a man sitting in the stern with a tiller and rudder, but there's no visible means of propulsion, no other crew. Weird.

Edit: I zoomed in, and it's possible there is someone else in the boat, hard to see.