I WILL NIT COMPLY

Is it now

on Monday

So today? Or in a week?

Or the latter leading to the former

Simply break it into little pieces before cooking it. Bonus points if you do it in front of an Italian.

Well, nearly all. The hard disc bit at the one end isn't really.

For my fellow nerds who are wondering for realsies, you can 512 Polands in the Pacific ocean (although you'd probably have to chop up a few to get them to fit neatly)

You are good people

Just checked in a different browser — turns out my default one with dark mode screws up the colours

Depends how long it previously was, he might not be happy with it for months

The yellow on that map looks different to the yellow on the key

Ahh the title spoiled the punchline

A

Or knee

I can't believe that took 600 years to carve

Instructions unclear, am now secretly gay

Tbf to the downvoters, the term has had its negative connotations so strongly for so long that it's functionally changed its definition

*food dog, duh

It's actually 4'11" btw