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Illegal occupation
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    A ballot cast for, "Make It Stop," is certainly the only truly sensible choice.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearNO
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    Wildman attacks members of the public with milk carton and mop for trying to free a seagull she'd caught in a sports bag
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    Hilarious. At first I was like, "Surely they mean wild women.". Then I noticed what community this was posted in.

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  • Probably be banned but just a laugh as a black Nurse: How to be a Nigga
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    A classic example of not watching the thing just down voting it. Thank you for posting Don_Dickle. I enjoyed it.

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  • Camping is in tents
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    I've always heard it as, "What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents."

    Similar to another favorite of mine:

    "This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water."

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  • "Weak men create hard times"
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    There's plenty of poor boomers. They're mostly dead on account of being poor, we're just left with the rich ones.

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  • Every phone call you make with just the mic near your mouth and the speaker near your ear, you are having a conversational 69 where both of you are placing your mouths next to each other's ears.
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    A perfect example of a shower thought. Thanks for thinking it.

    On a semi related note: what the hell is the deal with people that walk around in public on speaker phone, with the phone held 2 inches from their head? What's the point? I just saw someone doing it the other day and having a pretty awkward conversation that I would want other people to listen to.

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  • Eric Adams Pleads Not Guilty to Five Federal Corruption Counts.
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    Well, he's the Mayor of New York indicted on corruption charges. I'd surmise that's objectively news worthy.

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  • Donald Trump briefed on suspected Iranian assassination plot
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    To paraphrase a famous Trump quote, "Iran, if you're listening...."

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  • Could monkeys predict the U.S. election?
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    Well they're gonna be voting in it, so why not?

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  • 'Global Oligarchy' Reigns as Top 1% Controls More Wealth Than Bottom 95% of Humanity
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    Very nice. Is that a quote from something, or you come up with it yerself? (Yes I Googled it, but that doesn't turn up shit these days.)

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    Forbidden Boomerang rule
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    It's a cross section. So the other leg of the receiver is behind the giver and the giver's one leg is visible, it's just all muscly.

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  • Not again...
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    I've never noticed the creepy cartoon people behind GW before.

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  • We forgot the Alamo even though they told us not to.
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    What about the Lusitania? There's so many things we forgot to remember!

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  • Trump refuses to say if he wants Ukraine to win the war
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    It is a confusing statement. I understood it to be basically that once he is guaranteed to be president, Putin will know his man on the inside will be in charge, and Putin can end the war/negotiate for favorable terms with the US as enforcer.

    Trump can't end it before the election, because there's no guarantee he'll win.

    Trump thinks that makes him a brilliant negotiator, instead of what he really is which is a stooge that can be played like a fiddle.

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  • Chat is this a war crime?
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    Well it's not not a war crime.

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  • So some months ago I watched a trailer for an upcoming game that looks pretty neat, but of course I can't remember the name for the life of me. Maybe y'all can help me. I don't think it's been released yet. It was a FPS maybe with RPG elements set in a cyber-disytopia. The trailer had the player exploring an abandoned gas station in a desert type setting. Armed with a revolver. I think the enemies were some kinda robots. The setting and aesthetics were kinda 80's retrofuture. The player character was driving a very Night Rider kinda car, but it hovered with no wheels. I've just built a computer that's not a POS laptop and have been searching through steam for fun things to play, that I'd never dreamed of being able to run, when I remembered this one I'd seen that looked interesting. Thanks for the help in advance! EDIT: Unindented Consequences

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    I've a naughty alt account, and I set it to unblur NSFW posts in feed. That also unblurred NSFW posts on my main. Thanks for the dope app! I immediately went ad free. Keep up the great work.

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    Bands suggestions too, curious what folks are into!

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