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Aphids can reproduce sexually through a process called parthenogenesis. So no need for the husband bug for the summer at least
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It's like the scan in office space. They made a decimal error and now exposed the scam as a wealth transfer to the rich again.
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This was one of our lab activities. Three students had to submit a photo of them identifying the clouds illustrated on their cardboard.
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How do we know these were actual terrorists and not just random people that bought a pager?
They've classified infants as Hamas terrorists before so I'm a bit skeptical.
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He was slapped first and then punched the student that slapped him. The school is a psychiatric therapy in nature and not a regular public school. They left this off the title.
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He's still a cup because of the laws called police officers bill of rights. They ensure that rogue cops have no accountability. Repeal those laws and institute a registry, and it'll clean up these bad apples
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Well, once they're armed they can just choose whatever books
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Eminent domain that mfer. Then sell it at a government auction in pieces
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The US hates robots. It'll never catch on.
They hate ATMs, automated drive through kiosks, hitchhiking robots, and electric cars.
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Jesus won't come for his followers until after the great tribulation. So all these people believing in the rapture and post apocalyptic world are wrong. That's why evangelical Christians don't believe in global climate change because it won't affect them if Jesus scoops them up before they face consequences.
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His kids are not in public school or in any sort of danger from a school shooter. Else he'd actually do something about it
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Next step might be a pink triangle on the DL or records.
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But how will people know the size of my pp if my car doesn't go vroom vroom.
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Teachers get points docked on their evaluations if more than 3 kids are not paying attention, or if more than 10% of the students fail. I wish that I could have a safe environment where a student could get what they needed, but I have to meet the metrics. Please don't denigrate teachers without getting the full picture that these are policies are from the district and not necessarily the personal vendetta of a rogue teacher.
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He's threatening us with a good time
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Bruised banana
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He got honey-couched.
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Some took to the sky and that's how we have aerial fossils in the upper atmosphere. Surely from the great flood that's in every ancient culture.
I got this ad on Facebook. It looks like prime meme material.
I bought this at an estate sale. I'll burn votive candles in it. The repaired crack was already there when I got it. I bought it for a few dollars. What is it though? ![front](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/00724586-4eb0-43b1-a694-29bb3f2f8803.jpeg) ![back](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5da46c6f-2900-45bd-a87b-8c52d35feaba.jpeg)