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I think he may have just bought a Hugo Boss or Christian Dior off the rack that's one size too large. The jacket sleeve shouldn't be halfway down his hand, it should stop at your wrist. It looks like Vance has the tighter cut (and wrinkled sleeves), Trump has his usual gaudy 80's businessman look and Musk bought an overpriced ready to wear.
The vanguard for Western civilization apparently don't understand Western fashion as well as someone who briefly dated a tailor.
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She has PTSD from death threats sent to her home address during the neckbeard crusade of Gamer Gate, and yet she has little concern for Israel skipping the "threat" part and just sending death by way of an American made bomb to someone's home address. She's willing to forgive 8chan chuds but can't seem to be able to empathize with children getting murdered. This is low-key an extremely severe case of liberal brainworms, they seemed to have eaten the part of her brain that's responsible for cognitive dissonance.
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Oh right I forgot about that saga. She was real into "turning the other cheek" against her former harassers after Jan 6 because she wanted unity or at least tolerance and someone had to make the first step
She herself admitted the amount of chuds who redoubled their efforts vs those who showed remorse are like 10:1.
At first I thought it was naivete but nope. Liberal brainworms.
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She was a target of harassment during Gamer Gate because she's a trans woman in the gaming industry and married to a Chinese man.
Since then, she has decided to become a prominent Zionist because the existence of a genocidal apartheid state is somehow a feminism win because all the children getting murdered are anti LGBT and feminists because they're Muslims, and Israel is more moral than "any states attacking it". No word re: on the fact that Israel has killed more women and LGBT people in the last decade than Hamas has in its entire existence.
What no theory does to a mf. She literally, wholeheartedly believes Hamas is a parallel to Nazis and/or the KKK because they're right wing and anti LGBT/liberalism/feminism which automatically makes Israel the Allies and/or MLK Jr.
ETA: her current positions have allied her with blatantly sinophobic people who pushed "evil CCP lab leak caused COVID" conspiracies which literally helped create an uptick in hate crimes against Chinese people and other Asians, a demographic that includes her husband. Once again, no theory. She's retweeting and having friendly banter with at least one Taiwan+Ukraine+Israel flag dweeb whose claim to fame was wearing a full Hazmat suit outside of a Chinese business in 2020.
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Yet another tally in the "crimes against humanity" column for Nestlé, the only column on the paper
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Also the shoulderpad on Elon's blazer shouldn't be bulging/coming out that far by just reaching his arm out slightly, how does he not have a tailor?
Then again I'm guessing any stylist that suggests anything other than what he was already going to wear is going to get fired immediately.
a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
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There's an old comic where a guy avoids studying for an exam because he has a cloak of wisdom. He dons the cloak of wisdom in the exam hall and it tells him he should have studied.
If any future 2075 AGI is worth it's salt, the output to the question "what is the best way of restoring the environment?" is going to be "prevent damaging the environment 100 years ago".
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The joke is that a clueless American signed up for the wrong IRA but end up agreeing with the anti-British rhetoric
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Waiting for a dumb, trigger happy follower to roll up to a military base by themselves and start shooting at the guards at the gate as a pre-emptive first strike and getting domed immediately.
Absolutely nothing will come from this, it'll be a footnote on the news and perhaps an amusing Felix bit on that week's episode of Chapo
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This man is perpetually trying to go back to a time where he was more popular. Doge memes. Libertarians being relevant (le epic Ron Paul and Ron Swanson). Tumblr tier puns (let that sink in). 69/420 funny numbers. Occupy Wall Street. Its as if I can peer into his mind. I see a divorced man, former cool uncle, now going through a midlife crisis, desperately throwing the same memes and references to recapture his former status as "cool".
Man's gonna release a Harlem Shake video with Trump Jr. and Eric in 2024 wearing a Dicks Out For Harambe shirt.
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The theory I subscribe to is he got addicted to internet clout by being offbeat and le random xD with tweens after his PewDiePie appearance.
He was content with cameos on The Big Bang Theory or Iron Man as the South African Thomas Edison (in more ways than one). Someone online redditors and tech bros know as some eccentric rocket/car maker.
But after PewDiePie, he tasted the approval of mainstream children. He was on stage with a modern celebrity tasting modern fandom. He's chased that high ever since. And the more he's chased it the more insufferable he's become to a regular person.
All that's left are people too braindead to see through his PR, who think he's an actual Tony Stark genius, and those same braindead morons are overwhelmingly right wing because once again they're too dumb to not fall for right wing talking points. And of course he's pandering to them, the only people who still like him, because affection is the only thing he can't buy.
Emerald mine money can buy him cars, a PR team, a "founder" title, degrees and a reputation as an epic inventor. But it cannot buy him affection. Not from his children, not from people with an ounce of common sense.
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Bear 
s pilled
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Thesis: Bear down for midterms
Antithesis: Fat dog for midterms
Synthesis: Fat bear for midterms
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It is.
Kosovo is {科索沃|kē suǒ wò}
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Deutschland
Deutsch
De
{德|dé} (meaning moral or virtuous)
{德国|déguó}
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Bigger red flag than being the guy that releases the rope for guillotines
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Flying back to Saudi Arabia from NYC with a huge axe for a single execution is barely worth the return flights these days, thanks Democrats.
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It's the flag of St George, though, could be just a regular gammon from TERF Island
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I'm assuming the reply is in Arabic because the chud in OP's image is named "Templar" and has the Christian Cross and the English flag.
Burger implies the poster is also unhealthy
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Could be a Kiwi.
Have you heard them say "not bad"?
(meat is in the image on the packaging, and there is chicken bouillon in the flavour packet) Context: {北京|Běi jīng} Mala Instant Noodles is a Chinese instant noodle made in {南街村|Nán jiē cūn}, a Maoist village in Henan that refused to follow Deng's liberal reforms and remained communist to this day. The villagers collectively own the Nanjie group that guarantees employment and runs over 20 different enterprises, largest of which produce foodstuffs such as beer, flour, and noodles amongst other things. The workers are paid 30% of the profits as cash and 70% is re-invested into public works. Villagers enjoy free housing, electricity, gas, healthcare, transport and education from kindergarten to university/vocational school. Furniture and essential electronics are also provided to every household for free.
My proudest posting achievement by far.
{毛主义万岁|máo zhǔ yì wàn suì}
Activation phrase: Tremendous. October. Cadillac. Swamp. Jack. Hostage. Orange. Derail. Lebanon. Crooked. Tariff. Meta. Balloon. Beautiful. Geriatric Agent Voronkov pulls out a dust covered bag and sets off to sabotage various economically significant structures like the Francis Scott Key Bridge and the World Trade Centre
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Note: this has technically been the law for a few years but it was not enforced, esp during COVID, nor did many smaller hotels have the software needed to even enter foreign names. Certain chains had a 3 character limit on the name field and because guests legally had to register their ID, they couldn't accommodate. Other short stay hotels wrongly assumed they needed special licenses to house foreigners like long term accommodation.
On the image: "IDF Standard Issue" "National warranty, no transaction fee" "Suitable for shredding multiple top confidential documents simultaneously" And in the comments itself: "This product is portable, can shred evidence of war crimes AND embarass Israel on international TV? This is too good to be true" And "Can I still use it if I'm not having a temper tantrum?" And "I can't fault the guy for promoting an efficient Chinese product"
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/business/china-gdp-q1.html  it is 2022, the libs say China will not recover from post COVID lull  it is 2021, the libs say China will not recover from harsh, extended COVID lockdowns  it is 2019, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash for cracking down on Hong Kong riots  it is 2018, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash over ~~Adrian Zenz's fever dream~~ the Uyghur genocide and Trump's trade war with China  it is 2016, the libs say China will not recover from an aging population and a lack of youth to replace them due to the one child policy and wasting money on an aerospace program  it is 2014, the libs say China will not recover from Xi's crackdowns on corruption and corporate greed, military spending and renewed efforts to claim the South China Sea  it is 2010, the libs say China will not recover from wasting trillions into a national high speed rail system
This is the best thing they've done since they named me person of the year 2006
Leftists: imperialists are paper tigers, they may appear frightening but if you look closely, they're actually harmless. They are no where near as powerful as they project, they are in reality disorganised The imperialists: The 16 year old kids we keep killing are master Shinobi and can cast genjutsu and teleport. They're so skilled in the art of deception they have embedded themselves in American society posing as taxi drivers and food delivery people for decades at a time.
They laughed. Apparently picking up Spanish from your Spaniard friend has some downsides. As in South American backpackers find it funny/amusing this drunk Chinese guy in an Australian pub used the Castellano equivalent of "y'all" in a sentence.  They were ultimately nice about it, much better than the time my (English speaking) Canadian coworker tried to speak to some Parisians in school level Québécois and they scoffed and continued in English.
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https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcnews.com%2Fnews%2Fasian-america%2Fflorida-attack-asian-american-man-aquitted-hate-crime-rcna135953 >According to a police report, Mealor and a friend were looking for his girlfriend near a harbor, at one point asking individuals on a docked boat if they had seen her. Muller, who was on the boat, allegedly told the victim he looked “sketchy,” the report said, and ordered them to leave before shouting racial slurs at Mealor, who is of Asian descent and blind in one eye. >“As the victim and witness walked away, the defendant called the victim a ‘cross eyed g—,’” the report said, referring to an offensive term used for Asian Americans. “The victim continued to walk away from the boat, and then heard the defendant call him a ‘lazy eyed g—.’” >Muller ran after Mealor and his friend, the report said. He knocked the friend to the ground before punching Mealor with a closed fist and knocking him unconscious, according to law enforcement. >Muller had previously pursued a “stand your ground” legal challenge, a Florida law that authorizes the use of deadly force in self-defense, but the motion was denied.
Smdh Australia's so backwards they're doing a potato famine era racism towards the Irish.
