Other names include Cobra Chicken, Royal Canadian Air Force, or Shitbirds.

That is the exact park of my goose encounters, lol. It's oddly comforting to know I was not their only victim.

I wish you the best of luck in convincing them to leave. If you're successful, you must share your secrets.

Oh, I agree. I have far too many memories of being chased around parks as a child in Regina by them. I'm not saying they are wonderful creatures, rather that their legal protections limit what we can actually do about them.

Canada Geese are protected by the migratory birds act between Canada, US and Mexico. The only thing communities can legally do is take the eggs so they don't hatch.

Yes, go to the bank and ask a teller for access to your trust fund. Now all we need to do is wait for the inevitable follow-up post on how banks are denying their rights and other unhinged insanity.

I have a graptoveria that produces air roots constantly, mostly because despite having a perfectly good pot and light source, it does its utmost to grow outside of the pot. Every year I have to chop and prop it to save it from itself.

Don't give them ideas.

Hope no one needs to use the stairs- this looks like an ankle attack zone.

I remember when 'thinspiration' websites were common in late 90's/early 2000's. It was a toxic cesspool of pro-ana pictures and forums.

I'm sure a nice pot of cat grass or cat nip will entice her into her new garden space.

Such a sweet kitty- she's lucky to have an awesome cat parent like you.

To sits or not to sits. What a conundrum.

Polio has not been eradicated world wide. Afghanistan has the highest rates of polio in the world.

Is he orange by chance?

Which error is more egregious, "Comercial" or "Unitited States"? At least the writing is legible, so credit where it's due.

It's okay when they do it, but when it's done to them, it's bad.

I sits but I don't fits. Does not compute.

Like most cult members, they dig in deeper and fall further down the conspiracy rabbit hole. Think deranged having a stroke posts that show up on this community regularly.

I love that the dog and cat have the same colours.