Thank you. My wife says she'd rather be with me than at work.

Sugar can suck it.

They absolutely can.

Your "presentation" not matching your ID is not an issue. You can show up in full clown costume and your ID will still be valid. Just bring your fucking ID and vote. It's not hard. Americans are fucking idiots.

I wonder if there ever was a time in history when India wasn't the absolutely shittiest place to be.

Looking forward to the clownshow the US call elections to be over so the internet gets kind of usable again.

Not for long enough. She knowingly let criminals and terrorists launder money through the bank.

Religion is a plague. The Abrahamic cult and its sects most of all.

Better not let Hans Blix anywhere near my fridge then. These little bastards taste best a year or two after expiration date.

Meanwhile every Swedish teen was studying Spanish in preparation for the Ibiza mating ritual which marks ones entry into adulthood.

Horray for Arab colonisers.

Then pretty much every species is prehistoric right? Everything that hasn't popped up in the last 5000 or so years.

1898 isn't prehistoric. Or what do they mean by prehistoric here?

It's D&D. I never say this but I think in this case you should probably just get good.

Sweden: Astrid Lindgren the childrens book author is pretty much as beloved as a person can get. She's even on our money.