The good part about history repeating itself is that you can know that the warmongerers will get themselves all killed, and the quiet, more studious part of Yisroel will get to keep chilling.

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It'll be a real nail biter, but I think Putin's got a decent chance this year.

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It turns out that I am not. I can't help but feel somewhat disappointed.

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Does anyone even remember Trump pre-2015? The guy was a joke and his show on tv sucked ass and all his brands failed.
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    I think Hildawg was so incredibly unappealing that people decided to vote for Anyone But Hillary. It made absolutely no sense for her to be the candidate right after the Obama admin. People who loved Obama would hate her for the racism and the weird death threat that her campaign put out when she was running against him, and people who hated Obama saw her more or less as an Obama clone without any of his charisma. She was a candidate made for people who write opinion articles and nobody else.

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  • What do y'all do to cheer up?
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    I've got two bunnies running around my place. They do cute things, like bunnies do. It's hard to be upset when you watch them frolicking together.

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    Accidentally OD'd on instant coffee
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    I can't be bothered to ever measure out my instant coffee, so I use decaf instead. You get a robust flavour and a respectable amount of caffeine through sheer volume.

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  • The New York Times tries to politically shitpost.
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    Vaping and getting a handy in public sounds like a great date night, I don't know what the failing New York Times is talking about.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearAR
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    Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog
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    It tastes exactly the same as the sparkling wines that come at a fraction of the price. The wily frogs have bamboozled me.

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    "Americans are adamant that US economic circumstances are getting worse. They're wrong"
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    Fish hook theory is proved correct once again. Libs and Conservatives are both fully on board with the "facts don't care about your feelings" method of argument and don't seem to understand that being smarmy to people who are miserable doesn't get them to like you.

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  • YouTube regrettably exists
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    It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.

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  • Amazing
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    Blackface and redface at the same time- that's some very efficient racism.

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  • Joe Brandon won't even call for ceasefire on his birthday cake
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    Honestly that's a pretty decent visual joke, but from a re-election standpoint he probably shouldn't be drawing attention to how he's old as fuck.

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  • made an addendum to this liberal meme i saw floating around lefty reddit
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    Oh, you think the bombardment of Gaza is bad? What if it was happening under a president that handled the situation exactly the same but didn't kind-of-sort-of pretend to feel bad about it? Does that sound like the kind of world you want to live in?

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  • Rate my fit
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    I like the Super S on the bottom half, real 90s chic.

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  • Windows users, why don't you use/try Linux?
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    I use a browser and Notepad and that's pretty much all I do on my PC. I do so little with it that learning how to use a new operating system seems far more effort than it's worth.

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  • Ḥanukkah's probably not going to be much fun this year, but it's mostly just me and a bunch of cousins so I don't really care if they yell at me. We never really talk politics so maybe they'll actually turn out to be cool, who knows.

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    I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

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    Fucking frog thinks he can tell me what to think.

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    When we get popular enough to start inspiring feature-length porn parodies, we'll get stuck with a bullshit title like 'Hexbear: A XXX Parody' when 'Sexbear' or 'Hexxxbear' are right there.

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