Hey y'all it's thebartermyth

Despite being constantly disproven by like every book y'all will have to keep hearing from and about me forever because what if you only had strings and I only had beads... we'd have to work out a bead-to-string ratio in such a way that we could make friendship bracelets through some kinda market-based exchange...

Anyway, yeah, I used to post a little, but then I stopped and now I'm back at it.