It really hurts that Joker got a gf before me.

I've been visiting my local gamestop because the cute girl that work's there is sooooo cute and she's yet to notice me even though I come in with my GAMESTONKS Elon t-shirt and I bring my friend with me (he's epic too) and I loudly brag to him how I've got all the cheevos (achievements) on Lost Planet on the 360 (I'm a retro gamer) and yet she doesn't care.

I think her boss CHAD is her bf and ugh I hate him, typical jock who only ever plays Madden 2024.

So now the Joker has a gf and she's so bad, Lady Gaga, why do I fail so much in life?