Joe Biden winning, going catatonic during his acceptance speech, rolling a nat 1 and faceplanting off the podium and dying is the ultimate most funny possible outcome, ergo IT SHALL COME TO PASS

this is whats called "just bad enough for badposting" see i didn't even get the apostrpohpe in 'whats' back there, and i KNOW i misspelled apostrphoe back there it felt wrong on the KEYS, yall, fuck