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cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/9649629 > [From here](https://www.tumblr.com/tardigrade-gaming/749654404521705472?source=share)
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/15970074 > **Valve**: > - popularized DRM on PC > - killed the used games market on PC > - bans people for selling their Steam account > - contributed to popularizing microtransactions, loot boxes and [Battle Pass](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_pass) > - forces you to run a proprietary app to play your games > - forces updates on you > - pretends they invented Wine > - ships devices with a proprietary SteamOS > - forces devs to use proprietary libraries to use Steam's features > > **Gamers**: > Yes uncle Gaben more of that please!!!
My teacher was super chill and let us use tasteful swear words to add emotion to our poems. Viewer decresstion advised, also im ass at writing english lol. --edit I'm bad a t English and i was in high school NEW FROM MICROSOFT -WINDOWS 11 To Microsoft I love how windows has automatic driver support I have used windows XP since I was 6 Every program that ends with .exe runs great But you got some problems to fix it started with automatic random windows updates BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE LET ME UNINSTALL MICROSOFT EDGE ITS NOT GOOD ITS DOG SHIT YOUR SO DESPRATE YOU MAKE IT RUN ON X86 IT EATS ALL MY RAM LIKE AN OBEESE MAN AT MCDONALDS IT SLOWS MY COMPUTER DOWN AND ITS GIVIN ME BLUE SCREENS WITH THAT STUPID ASS FROWN HERES AN ERROR CODE Screw you GOOD LUCK FINDING IT ON GOOGLE IT DOESN’T EXIST YOUR RANDOMLY UNINSTALL IMPORTANT THINGS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX MY PC WHEN IT UNINSTALLS THE DRIVER FOR MY DISPLAY I WOULD RATHER USE MacOs Monterey SCREW YOU, YOU UNIX WANNABE YOUR WINDOWS 11 IS A STD. YOU LEAVE A STUPID NOTEPAD OPEN WITH ONE COMMA WHEN I CLICK SHUTDOWN YOU WONT CLOSE! YOU ACT LIKE I INSTALLED WINDOWS IT COMES PREINSTALLED, PRE DESTROYED, PRE BROKEN AND YET YOU SAY YOUR OPIRATING SYSTEM IS THE BEST 75% OF GLOBAL MARKET SHARE IS A TRUE SHAME YOUR OS IS REALLY LAME YOU DON’T OWN YOUR COMPUTER YOUR COMPUTER OWNS YOU WINDOWS 3.1 1992 Your Os is as fun as a lobotomy And is designed as well as a ford pinto IT LOOKS LIKE A LOW BUDGE KDE DESKTOP LINUX COULD MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU THE RISE OF LINUX DESKTOP 2022! I LEAVE YOU IN YOUR SHAME LYLING IN YOUR COFFIN BILL GATES TO BLAME Linus Torvald was right A computer is like air-conditioning It becomes useless when you open windows That is all I leave you to dwell in your non open source Propriety Hell
https://www.oreilly.com/openbook/freedom/ch03.html During her son's junior year, Lippman [Richard Stallman's mom] says she scheduled an appointment with a therapist. The therapist expressed instant concern over Stallman's unwillingness to write papers and his run-ins with teachers. Her son certainly had the intellectual wherewithal to succeed at Harvard, but did he have the patience to sit through college classes that required a term paper? The therapist suggested a trial run. If Stallman could make it through a full year in New York City public schools, including an English class that required term papers, he could probably make it at Harvard. Following the completion of his junior year, Stallman promptly enrolled in summer school at Louis D. Brandeis High School, a public school located on 84th Street, and began making up the mandatory art classes he had shunned earlier in his high-school career. By fall, Stallman was back within the mainstream population of New York City high-school students. It wasn't easy sitting through classes that seemed remedial in comparison with his Saturday studies at Columbia, but Lippman recalls proudly her son's ability to toe the line. "He was forced to kowtow to a certain degree, but he did it," Lippman says. **"I only got called in once, which was a bit of a miracle. It was the calculus teacher complaining that Richard was interrupting his lesson. I asked how he was interrupting. He said Richard was always accusing the teacher of using a false proof. I said, 'Well, is he right?' The teacher said, 'Yeah, but I can't tell that to the class. They wouldn't understand.'"**
Oh [Man](https://bash.cyberciti.biz/guide/Man_command) !!
**GNU/Linux:** *software center;* install **Android/Linux:** *system app store;* install **Windows/NTOS:** *web browser;* maybe verify website url?, download, open, run as administrator, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next, finish!
- Engineer: No problem, we can fix this on the terminal - Designer: Woah, you're a **hacker!** - Engineer: No, it's just the terminal. - Designer: Where are all the buttons, icons, and dropdown menus? - Designer: Is this the **matrix?** - Engineer: Yes. Author signed on the right "PABLO STANLEY" look him up. I cant seem to find the original post.
``` [joe@fedora ~]$ echo echo echo echo echo echo echo [joe@fedora ~]$ cat speak Meow meau miaw meooou! [joe@fedora ~]$ source code print('Hello World!') [joe@fedora ~]$ cd rom [joe@fedora rom]$ ``` - **echo**: repeats you, it repeated "echo echo echo" - **cat**: displays the content of a file if given, the content of the file "speak" was "Meow meau miaw meooou!" - **cd**: I changed the directory my shell is working in to a directory called rom - **source**: runs the commands in the specified file in your shell the command in the file "code" was ``` echo "print('Hello World!')" ```
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