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credits - https://plud.re/notes/9ufy0sqrn6vf293g

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##### The real fantasy element of Dungeons & Dragons is pretending that you have a group of friends who all get along with each other and can manage to meet regularly for four hours at a time. (Originally published on hachyderm.io: 2024-02-04) --- cross-posted from !tails@lemmon.website - a lemmy community that natively features mastodon posts (and their replies) so we're not using screenshots, and lemmy users have the opportunity to respond to the original author. edit: I realise now that the cross-link won't show up correctly, 'cos no-one on sh.itjust.works is subbed to tails, but if anyone ever does, I'll try again with a different post.

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[source](https://mstdn.social/@ElleGray/111569807809761341)

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[source](https://mindly.social/@fuzzyduck/109944922528220341)

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[source](https://mastodon.social/@AmishSuperModel/109875241538936698)

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/12230299 > This community appears to have been abandoned by the current moderator. Their account shows no activity for the past 4 months. They have also not responded to a direct message I sent several weeks ago. > > Would anyone like to step up and become the new moderator? We should have an active user in that role. > > [@lewosadebu@sh.itjust.works](https://sh.itjust.works/u/lewosadebu) / [@lewosadebu@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/u/lewosadebu) I’m mentioning you here for transparency. If you ever come back to Lemmy you should have a notification directing you to this post.

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[source](https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/110046105602441594)

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Christine is an epic troll (for those who don't know, she *created* ActivityPub) https://octodon.social/@cwebber/111575334456034890

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https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@badlogic/111071396799790275

Via [siderea | The Austrian Grocery Price Comparison Website Story \[tech, law, Austria\]](https://siderea.dreamwidth.org/1827595.html): > The following is magnificent, and I commend it to you. > > Over on Mastodon, programmer Mario Zechner gives a first person account of how his exasperation with his government's (Austria) corruption and ineptitude led to him preempting a government web development boondoggle, and subsequently unearthing a whole world of anti-competitive illegal grocery pricing and precipitating federal antitrust action. A heartwarming story of screenscraping, data science, and international amity. > > 2023 Sept 15: Mario Zechner [personal profile] badlogic@mastodon.gamedev.place : https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@badlogic/111071396799790275

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[Original post (Mastodon)](https://aus.social/@dgar/110862161494428657)

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Text from post: #PPOD: Pictured, behind this darker cloud, is a pileus iridescent cloud, a group of water droplets that have a uniformly similar size and so together diffract different colors of sunlight by different amounts. T Also captured were unusual cloud ripples above the pileus cloud. The formation of a rare pileus cloud capping a common cumulus cloud is an indication that the lower cloud is expanding upward and might well develop into a storm. Credit: Jiaqi Sun #science #scicomm #weather #photography [Link to original post](https://mastodon.social/@setiinstitute/110809153802608914)

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Text from Post: Following the German [@ZDF](https://zdf.social/@ZDF) and [@tagesschau](https://ard.social/@tagesschau), the BBC is giving Mastodon a go through their own server. You can now follow the official [@BBCRadio4](https://social.bbc/@BBCRadio4) and a few other accounts on social.bbc! [Link to original post](https://mastodon.social/@Mastodon/110809871059939946)

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I don't think it's any secret that there's a bit of a stuffy vibe on Mastodon. Does anyone have recommendations for hashtags they follow that pull more lighthearted content into their feed?

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text from post: If you need to be delighted by something this morning, I present the tree goats of Morocco. I was driving near Essaouira the first time I saw this and literally slammed on my brakes because I thought I was suddenly hallucinating. But then you learn how common it is and after a day or two it's, oh, yeah, more goats in trees. [link to original post](https://mstdn.social/@Holberg/110701396833059604)

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/1013316 > https://mstdn.social/@ElleGray/110697119407925681

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text from post: God damn it, I never make dad jokes, but the electrician just showed up and it is a husband+wife duo. I could not resist a "ah, power couple" and it fell flat, fam. IT FELL FLAT. [link to original post](https://infosec.exchange/@hacks4pancakes/110696706246977022)

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[link](https://posts.rat.pictures/@hannah/110659370136996599)

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[link](https://mastodon.social/@garfiald/110672557480350127)

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Text from post: Right wing influencers are convinced the Instagram Threads logo is the mark of the devil [Link to original tweet](https://mastodon.social/@taylorlorenz/110675339989968302)

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Text from post: I’m releasing the first set of blobbee emojis! There are 30 in here and I’m sure there’ll be more very soon 🐝 [https://beehive.gay/blobbee](https://beehive.gay/blobbee) [link to original post](https://tech.lgbt/@olivvybee/110678465854312656)

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text from post: Favourite summary of the current situation, from the Guardian and @firstdogonthemoon : [https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jul/07/twitter-is-burning-bluesky-is-smug-where-is-the-best-place-to-do-your-pathetic-doomscrolling?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other) [link to post](https://fediscience.org/@helenczerski/110671464004466177)

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Text from post: I'm loving the fediverse 🥰 You're all beautiful and appreciated. [link to original post](https://beige.party/@bear_delune/110664788052631463)

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Text from post: Attention! I recently learned that the behaviour of lying flat out on the belly with arms and legs spread out that some animals do, often to cool off, by radiating heat into the cooler ground, is called "splooting." I personally have been calling it "going full rug", but I guess splooting is also hilarious. So here's a red panda splooting, in case you need a demonstration. #RedPanda [Link to original post](https://romancelandia.club/@beecycling/110662180395066975)

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Text from the post: Where do the bad rainbows go? Prism. They get a light sentence. It gives them time to reflect. [Link to original post](https://meow.social/@drmaddkap/110656394553314122)

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Text from the post: renaissance twt Leo @daVinky don't mind me just clearing out the draughts 🙈 [picture of the vitruvian man] ❤️ 50k 🔁 3.4k Bard of Avon @WhereforeArtThou new folio droppin at midnight 🔥 ❤️ 50k 🔁 3.4k Makaveli @illPrincipe the ends justify the memes amirite lol [selfie of him in a MAGA hat doing the OK hand and drinking milk] ❤️ 50k 🔁 3.4k [Original post link](https://toot.garden/@larsfrommars/110459787716484756)

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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/1032844 > I'm looking for accounts posting random an silly stuff similar to twitter accounts > - fuckedupfoods > - There is no cat in this image > - medieval reactions > - crap taxidermy > - ancient memes > - PunHub > > Any kind of light, shitposty, wholesome, meme or pun accounts.

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Text from post: For hundreds of years philosophers and artists have asked “what is it to be human?” And about 10 years ago tech bros discovered that it’s actually our ability to tell which pictures contain bridges. [Link to original post](https://mastodon.social/@BethanyBlack/110649000319536255)

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Text from post: So lemme get this straight. 1. Lorie Smith, owner of 303 Creative, doesn't actually design websites. Her company doesn't actually provide that service. 2. Stewart (last name withheld) didn't ask for a wedding site for him and his husband from her. 3. Stewart isn't gay. He's married to a woman and they have a kid together. 4. AND what could possibly be the most ironic occupation for Stewart to have? He's a web designer. You can't make this shit up. Or I guess you can. Because Lorie and the Supreme Court did. [Link to original post](https://techhub.social/@brockpenner/110647728444804548)

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