Recently picked up 'arf of rally'. It somewhat scratches that itch with it's handling but eh...

There's just the itch that hasn't been scratched properly since Midnight Club 3 and Midnight Club Los Angeles.

But why is there a krusty crab table in there?

Take a look at Crashed (Totaled was USA release of this). It looks quite similar. I somehow stumbled upon this at a junk seller as a child and snatched it for cheap. I loved playing it so much, even though it was relatively short.

It appears to be quite similar from the description but I have to try the DD2 out now :)