Image transcription: A YouTube comment on a video on Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. The comment, by Diego Sosa, reads: "Hello everyone, I'm a centrist liberal and let me say that the first Wolfenstein is too damn hard and I can't get past the first level. The enemies won't listen to my reasoned discourse on why their ideology is flawed and just shoot me to death. I have a lot of weapons at my disposal, but killing the Nazis would make me as bad as them. Does anyone have links to a walkthrough that would allow me to keep the moral high ground?" End transcription.

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    Eisenbahn

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  • Image transcription: a screenshot of a Twitter post by "atrophy wife 🦋" (@zusa_real). It reads: "old english writers: alas! how could we possibly mark a word that is shortened? the apostrophe:" Below is an image of a cat Photoshopped to be in the shape of the aforementioned punctuation mark. End transcription.

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    Spoilers for JoJo's Bizarre Aventure: Phantom Blood

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    At the beginning at of Stardust Crusaders, it's revealed that vampire Dio Brando (who was reduced to a head and implied to have been burned to death in a boat fire with his adversary Jonathan Joestar), has risen again after fishermen dredge up an old coffin he was hiding in. By that point, he's attached his head to the body of Jonathan.

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    I like that that implies that the entire source code for the operating system and all its packages are being ship of Theseus'd twice in addition to that

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  • Anybody using a framework laptop?
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    Well, Prism is forked from PolyMC, which is forked from MultiMC. Prism lets you download directly from Curse and FTB, while MultiMC doesn't.

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    Prism Launcher is easily the best third-party launcher, hands down. It's really useful and intuitive, with instances (basically it lets you make seperate game installs for different modpacks or versions or whatever) and lets you easily install any mod, modloader, modpack, resourcepack, or shaderpack from all the major platforms (CurseForge, Modrinth, FTB, Technic, etc.)

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    Would you say the same thing if the posts were protesting a different issue?

    Pro-environment memes get posted here all the time and nobody complains about them, even though they almost certainly outweigh the vegan ones.

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    Yeah it's actually really funny how many hardcore leftists turn into neoliberals the second a vegan walks into the room.

    I was more referring to like, given that most vegans tend to be leftist, any community that has a lot of leftists is probably going to have more than a few vegans.

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  • Imagine transcription: An image of Light Yagami, Misa Amane, and L from Death Note on a fiery background. The caption reads: "Did you know, in the anime 'Death Note' for copyright reasons, the milk has to be spelt 'MLK' on the cartons? Google 'MLK Death Note' to find out more!". End transcription.

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    When the staunchly leftist community has more vegan users then average (who would've guessed???)

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  • Image transcription: a caption reading "my digital footprint looks like dis *[sic]*". Below the caption are two cartoon pawprints. End transcription.

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    Oh, is it not normal to mark the end of the transcription?

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  • Image transcription: a pair of black fingerless gloves with the Internet Archive logo on the backs. End transcription.

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    Image transcription: a image containing two scenes. The first is of a press interview with a police officer captioned "Cops: Treat us with the same dignity and respect that we treat you." The second is of a protestor about to attack a downed police officer with what appears to be a hockey stick, captioned "OK". End transcription.

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    [not a meme] anyone I should add?
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    Neil Cicierega, Neil Gaiman, Gooseworx

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  • [not a meme] anyone I should add?
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    Thanks for the recommendation! Her stuff looks really cool :3

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    Kurzgesagt is a shitty neoliberal who greenwashes the future involving climate change. I'm not sure if he's paid by oil companies or if he just loves huffing their balls that much.

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    Hoo boy, where do I begin?

    • Fandom pages are incredibly obnoxious with how many ads they load, making them bloated and difficult to read for profit
    • Fandom bought Gamepedia and FORCED all the Gamepedia wikis to switch to the Fandom format, which has a bunch of ugly UI shit literally nobody likes or uses
    • Fandom tries to impede any attempt by users to migrate to a better hosting service, banning anyone it sees as promoting alternative wiki sites

    TL;DR: it's basically Enshittification: the Company.

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  • (Ladies of Kbin/Lemmy/etc!) Does a woman generally have as strong of an urge to get an orgasm compared to a man's urge to get ejaculation?
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    Stormyfemme is talking about a certain phenomenon on r/AskReddit, where a lot of the questions asked survey (usually) women about their sex lives in a way that makes it obvious that OP gets their rocks off to the answers. So basically the implication is that you're doing the same thing.

    (I'm not saying I necessarily agree with Stormyfemme's assessment of your motivations. I'm just giving context.)

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  • Image transcription: an image of two yellow golf balls. While one of them is out of focus and impossible to discern detail from, the face of SpongeBob can be seen on the other. End transcription.

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    Prosecutor Rule
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    You're not. The games were created to appeal to yaoi fans specifically

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  • Was there ever a internet comment that actually really hurt you?
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    I remember getting one from a fascist saying they wanted to "tie people like [me] up and drag their bodies from [their] truck"

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  • It's that easy!
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    If by "regulate" you mean "forcibly dissolve them and charge their CEOs with crimes against humanity and nature", then I agree

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  • Image transcription: a screenshot of a cutscene in *Friday Night Funkin'*. The dialogue of one of Mommy Mearest's backup dancers is obscured by an advertisement reading "FORTNITE — FREE GAME" in a way that makes him look like he's saying what's on the advertisement. End transcription.

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    Image transcription: an screenshot of a Twitter exchange. A Tweet from @poppy_haze reads "German General Heinz Guderian, while being interrogated by the Americans, broke down crying explaining how the US paratroopers guarding the prison, would chase him from his cell to the showers screaming 'RUN NAZI, RUN! FASTER NAZI! FASTER!'" @Hanasaku_Yuri responds with a post on r/Fortnite edited to read: "I. FUCKING. HATE. ALLIED. CAPTIVITY. The Paratroopers at the prison make me run up and down the halls and shout go Nazi boy go" End transcription.

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    Image transcription: a meme captioned "is it really worth it?" Below is a diagram that claims ice blocks are actually harvested from the wings of V1 from Ultrakill. End transcription.

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    Image transcription: a meme captioned "this would catch a lot of you". It features an image of a cute plush of Snoopy from the Peanuts comic strip positioned on a mousetrap as bait. End transcription.

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    Image transcription: a screenshot of a Twitter post by @YUYA_FUNGAM1. It reads "every time i see this fucking image i think its a yakuza screenshot without fail". Attached is a still from iCarly of a man standing next to a vending machine, his slight resemblance to Yakuza protagonist Kiryu and the third-person perspective of the frame indeed giving the illusion of the still being from a Yakuza game. End transcription.

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    Image transcription: a cartoon taking place outside an American high school. A stereotypical jock jabs a spectacled nerd (who bears a resemblance to the YouTuber Scott the Woz) while two of his other peers smirk from behind him. The jock states "Holy shit it's Scott the woz", the nerd responding "Hey all, Scott here". End transcription.

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    Image transcription: an image of an orange cat with many long, thick, protruding whiskers reminiscent of barbs. The caption reads "Deep sea creature:". End transcription.

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    Image transcription: a photo of the screen of an Android phone with the system's built in calculator open. A popup states: "You are permanently banned from using Calculator", with an "OK" button for the user to press. End transcription.

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    Image transcription: the caption reads: '"quit playing" — my silly ass:' Below this caption is an image of a cat edited to be wearing a propeller hat and licking a lollipop. End transcription.

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    Image transcription: a meme that reads"I wish windows had a universal hotkey to open linkedin on my default browser ctrl + shift + alt + win + L:" below is an image of Mercy from Overwatch holding her hand out in a gesture that suggests offering aid. End transcription.

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    Image transcription: A Tweet by @fart, reading: "in like 2012 cnn had a store where you could buy shirts featuring any current news headlines and i wore this around san jose for like 3 years". Attached is an image of a black T-shirt reading: "Bleeding, greasy man stuck in vent". End transcription.

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    Image transcription: A screenshot of a Tweet by @Terror_Alarm, with images of Pope Francis and the transgender flag attached. The Tweet reads: "🇻🇦🏳️‍⚧️ His Holiness Pope Francis to finally allow #transgender Catholics to be baptized, the Vatican announced. It is a major step for trans inclusion, very big and good news for millions of Christians." Quote-tweeting this, @cungadero responds "he finally played his copy of undertale". End transcription.

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    Image transcription: A screenshot of a Tumblr post by smol-blue-bird. The post reads: "sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium". Below is an attached screenshot showing the markdown of the article, reading "Francium is a stupid element". End transcription.

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    Unmarketable Plushie

    unmarketableplushie@ pawb.social

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    Just your average unmarketable, anticapitalist plushie gal. I love games (video games, board games, card games, ttrpgs, etc.) and other nerd shit.