the 4th of Rule
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    Can't say I expected someone on Lemmy to be one of the lucky 10,000 for this topic, but here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dril

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    while i enjoy making fun of Arch in general, I will admit that Valve's fork of it works really well on my Steam Deck

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    screm rule
    https://pawb.social/pictrs/image/6f8aa698-a6d2-4801-9375-1982d9e96813.webm

    i just spent three hours fighting with an ancient Debian box that hasn't updated OpenSSL since 2019 this bird is me moreso than usual i mean

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    IPv6 rule
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    honestly, i can't think of a better endorsement of ipv6 than "people who think cryptocurrency is cool hate it"

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    Jeb!

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  • Cube rule
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    This would imply that a single slice of quiche would itself become toast. I don't think we can apply the cube rule to pieces of food; it has to be the original prepared form before being served.

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  • US media giant Gannett sues Google over "monopolization of advertising technology markets" and "deceptive commercial practices"
  • takelgryph takelgryph Now 100%

    Given how much Gannett is to blame for newspaper consolidation and the resulting shitshow, this feels more like a "let them fight" at best.

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  • Never forget that Picard's PIN is 0000
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    I always figured the real authentication was tied into the comm badges, and the authorization codes were just a fancy "are you sure"

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  • Hey could we defederate with exploding-heads.com/
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    you're an idiot if you think China is communist

    the entire country is just capitalism with extra steps

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    pride rule

    this is literally my experience as someone wearing a flag cape at pride for the first time

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    Twitter is the worst major social media platform when it comes to LGBTQ+ safety, says GLAAD
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    I don't want to just respond with something like "in other news, the Pope is still Catholic", but with Elon Musk running the show over there there's really no good reason to expect otherwise.

    So, yeah, Pope still Catholic.

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  • What are the progressive social issues of the 24th Century?
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    True, it's hardly a complete explanation. But it at least makes it easier to rationalize it as "because effects budget" than might otherwise be the case.

    (Alternate comedy option: Starfleet isn't human-dominated, it's actually Lanthanite-dominated and they just got better about hiding the accent.)

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  • America’s Love Affair with Adderall
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    Eh, the problem I have with that approach is that in my case, Adderall helps me do stuff like "get the trash out to the dumpster" and "make phone calls". Executive dysfunction is a removed and a half for plenty of reasons that'd still be there even if we finally attained fully automated luxury gay space communism.

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  • midwest rule
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    ohio spy spotted

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    Do birds count as "furry"
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    Yes, and I will peck the FUCK out of anyone who argues otherwise.

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    A photograph of Culver's employees, captioned "The Only Blue Lives That Matter".

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    What are the progressive social issues of the 24th Century?
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    Regarding the humanocentrism, there was one possible explanation I hit on while playing Star Trek Online and noticing the availability of species-specific ships (such as the Atrox carrier and the Andorian escorts) -- basically, most member worlds maintain their own independent fleets, but Earth doesn't. The human prominence in Starfleet is an artifact of that -- there's no official Earth Expeditionary Fleet, so the people who might join it apply to Starfleet instead.

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  • birds aren't rule
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    I've said before that doctors are the engineers of the human body, and Ben Carson is my go-to example of what that means.

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  • Thatcher Rule
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    The problem with pissing on Margaret Thatcher's grave is that eventually you run out of piss.

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    stretching like reed richards so i can walk on both roads at once

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