Where do I sign up?

Used to be a double latte or cappuccino from ol’ reliable DeLonghi Dedica, enjoyed on the porch while catching up on news.

Now it’s instant all the way, usually drunk with desperation while trying to keep the small human from killing himself in a really dumb way.

Moon moon is an absolute treasure, thanks for digging it up!

Pfff, my personal experience is that almost every plan goes straight out the window before the first round is over anyways. (And usually makes for some real fun stories.)

https://imgur.io/6oXP8ZK

I need to stop returning to this thread, getting hungry now.

Misread that as nectarine gobbler. Still, appropriate, looks tasty.

She’s beautiful!

And full of life!

I like the way you think.