The fewer devices listening in on me, the better.

And do they look like they still have a viable business model?

Ah yes, the good ol' pivot to video. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pivot_to_video

It should be publicly-funded, like infrastructure. Having a video sharing platform is clearly very important, but I don't think there are any companies that are both capable of running it and trustworthy enough to do so.

The Saturn managed to do well in Japan after a soft relaunch with a new marketing campaign

Every platform wants to be every other platform nowadays

Glad I never made an account there

What did they do wrong? They're just providing value by offering consumers free pets with their food!

I think it'll be the recent past, showing how Lumiose came to be what it is in X/Y. A prequel story could do wonders for X/Y, fleshing out Lysandre with an actual backstory could make him interesting.

It was more than a reskin, with a new catching system based on Pokémon Go, but yeah, the area design was pretty much already done

Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee actually ran well, with only occasional dips. Not sure how their first Switch outing was also their most polished...

And sometimes, a game gets a patch that actually makes it worse

Rumor has it that the Switch 2 was going to be revealed this month, but got delayed. I assume this is a partner showcase because Nintendo promised third-parties a direct this month but aren't ready to show off what they're working on

I hope it goes away

The file size was why I uninstalled Tekken 7. This is going to be a pass for me.

Mighty Gunvolt Burst is a great Mega Man-style platformer

Reminds me of that one Miyamoto quote

Unsurprising

None of them are playing a harp.