Powerful, idk if I’d be able to identify my old ass camry from part of its hood alone

How

No this is me when someone calls me to ask my plans for the weekend knowing full well I haven’t seen the sun in years

Sounds like it’s time for a Free Ireland, but at what cost? (unlimited mid root beer)

That’s what’s got me all hot n bothered

Gassin me up with a pile of DS styli here

Pls any other kitties you house, don’t let them outside, birbs are never ready for invasive species

Glad old girl has lost the murder but is still doing well tho!

Fucking sucks but it was impactful to read your story. I’m guessing you’re properly deep in the supplement community, but if you want to chat about them lmk

Doggo does look knowledgeable

You’re missing out, it gets hot and heavy under the optics bench after lab hours

You don’t remember the ol’ twist n’ yank method from your EE days??

🥴🥴🥴

Sounds like Big Clay is pressuring you to keep quiet

PART OF BIG CLAY???? WHAT DO YOU KNOW????????? WHO SENT YOU????? WHO IS SANDY C. LOAM

I’m pretty sure kitties can have a little cheeseburger, as a treat

You better be if you know anything about S. Loam, it’s a conspiracy I tells ya!

We love NOT calling 811 and digging 30 ft down

Illuviation… or illuminati??? What does S. Loam know??????

You are clearly an industry insider (pedologist with decade of experience), keep your ear to the soil and let the world know if you hear secrets (silt??) about the Loam crime family (something something big clay doesn’t want you to know something something)

(Hope you enjoy the interest in soils even if it’s from shitlords)

So you’re saying Sandy C. Loam is actively filling the swamp???? What kind of collusion is there between the government and the Loam family?????????