Broadcom ends VMware perpetual license sales, testing customers and partners
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    Is anyone really shocked? They publicly stated months ago that 70% of VMware’s profits come from Fortune 500 companies and that’s what they would focus on.

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  • HP misreads room, awkwardly brags about its “less hated” printers | Opinion: HP's printer business practices have infuriated users for years.
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    My wife needs a printer for work and I hate the thing. I’ve firewalled it off as much as I can for two reasons:

    1. they’re usually a massive security vulnerability
    2. if it updates its firmware it won’t take cheaper 3rd party cartridges anymore
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  • What's the funniest thing you've done as a child
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    The first time I belched at dinner. It was just my parents and my sister. We hit one of those quiet pauses in the conversation and I let a tabling rattling belch go without thinking about it. My mom couldn’t stop giggling that night.

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    my 4 year old daughter turned the thermostat up to 76 today
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    Is it a smart or standard thermostat? We have a Nest and I started locking it because I saw My kiddo turn it to 80 something last year

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  • Struggling with mental health and going to school at 28
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    I’m the same way, first thing is to recognize when you’re in your own head and over thinking things, then form techniques to stop it. Secondly work out to boost your confidence and mental health. You’re going to do great!

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  • Struggling with mental health and going to school at 28
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    I’m the same way, first thing is to recognize when you’re in your own head and over thinking things, then form techniques to stop it. Secondly work out to boost your confidence and mental health. You’re going to do great!

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  • Look, I'm lazy, okay?
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    Sure thing! There’s lots of ways to do the same things, but either way stops you from hitting the up key a bajillion times

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  • Reddit refugee here and loving Memmy so far! I’ve had a few questions though: 1) is there a way to hide posts that were marked as read previously? 2) is there a way to say that when a link opens to enable reader mode in Safari? 3) is there any way to share just a picture without sending the full link to the post? Thanks!

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    Look, I'm lazy, okay?
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    CTRL+R brings up a prompt and allows you to search through commands you’ve run before. If you’ve run different variations of the command hitting CTRL+R or CTRL+SHIFT+R cycles through commands similar to what you’ve typed out.

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