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Why don’t beans ever play hide and seek?

Because they always spill the beans!

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What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

12 - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…….

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize.

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Why didn’t the internet mourn when Reddit died?

Because everyone was too busy looking for the TL;DR!

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

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My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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What’s the number for over-eaters anonymous?

88 8888 8888

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My daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall.

I said maybe…

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right!

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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?

He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

That would be a big step forward.

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I really don’t understand why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.

He’s basically one big Banner.

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How do you get a country girl’s attention?

A tractor.