Trump refuses to release medical records as he approaches 80
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    The doctor had a tear in his eye. He said that "was the greatest colon he's ever seen". Much better than crooked Joe's colon. Beautiful colon. He also said that I had the most bigly penis he's ever seen.

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  • Mozilla to expand focus on advertising - "We know that not everyone in our community will embrace our entrance into this market"
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    Is this a response to the fact that they may not get paid for having Google as their default search engine? If so, I worry about a bunch of Linux distributions. It's ironic that a company's toxic virtual monopoly was paying for so much open software.

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  • YSK: You don't own your Kindle e-books.
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    YSK, finding and installing mobi files are easy. Also, keeping your Kindle in airplane mode prevents ads. Fuck Amazon. Calibre is a great open source piece of software.

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  • PS5 Homescreen Now Replaces Unique Video Game Art With Annoying Ads You Can’t Turn Off
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    The PS5 was such a disappointing mispurchase. I was so excited to finally get one... It just doesn't feel like any major improvement over a PS4. It is just gathering dust except for the occasional Blu-ray movie.

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    Can't go to IKEA
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    JD is the type of guy that constantly makes unwanted small talk with you just because he's the district manager and you can't get away because you're leather sectional that's just his type.

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  • Every tech company
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    But, you don't understand the toilet. The toilet cannot be monetized if we cannot see you taking a poo. Changing the glass doors will completely kill a trillion dollar industry.

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  • What's a good place to get audiobooks? I didn't see a link on the usual spots.

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