I have to admit that my initial explorations of the Fediverse had me remembering the Dandelion Network.

Pretty sure it's the chianti.

It amazes me how many people dismiss Thomas Dolby as a "one-hit wonder". "The Golden Age of Wireless" was just the beginning.

MX Linux seconded. It's available in 32-bit versions, too.

I haven't used it on a machine with less than 4GB though, but it runs well on an old Dell laptop from 2009.