Your horror movie has to be quite the turd that even shudder won't pick it up.

Why pay for it at all?

They're just babies...

But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.

Seems like these unexplainable emotions have pretty concise explanations.

A curator of the world's finest receipts.

I still hear this through my tinny onboard in my deepest dreams.

This is fairly recent bird lore. Like late 80s to 90s. It takes a while for schools to catch up so I missed it as well.

And net 0 can include petrochemicals.

Maybe at some point in the future when carbon capture is a viable technology. But we're already at the point where "we'll deal with it later" is not a good enough solution.

Not everything is binary. We don't need 100% renewables and 0% gas and 0% plastic and 0% ICE vehicles.

As a species, we need to get to zero emissions, and ideally negative numbers. It's easy to point fingers at others and then do nothing, but there's too much of that going on right now. Any reduction is a good thing.

Dammit, it had to be the only good floss.

Sure, bud.

Really? I voted for Biden and I wouldn't take that bet.

Brother, I just want someone in the white house who knows who knows what a pdf is.

If you want to see a good show, watch a Kantian ethicist contort themselves in logic when it comes to why we don't have a moral duty to animals but we do to small children or the mentally infirm.

Your team's out of touch, doddering, elderly, rich, white guy is mentally unfit for office. Vote for OUR team's out of touch, doddering, elderly, rich, white guy.

Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.

Is this a bone hurting juice comic?

It won't be. But maybe two years after release it will be pretty okay. This is the new way of things.

It doesn't look like a bad mobile game. It looks like an ad for a bad mobile game.