UncleGooberleg Now • 100%
You misspelled “thurd,” butt yeah.
UncleGooberleg Now • 100%
“Would be” and “political farce” are no longer allowed in the same thought. Trump could fellate his own prolapse in the middle of 5th Avenue and his #GOP rivals would line up to wipe his chin.
UncleGooberleg Now • 100%
So… no gang spankings? Well, at least maybe he’ll add to his shtick complaints about how nursing his prolapse for all those years turned out to be for naught. There’s that.
UncleGooberleg Now • 100%
Regarding humans’ solving climate change, it is not that we cannot (could not have); it is that we will not (were never going to). The Kardashian ass crack does and always will trend higher than climate concerns. We are (were) a species of idiots.
UncleGooberleg Now • 66%
Unprovable claim.
UncleGooberleg Now • 75%
All claims of others’ accomplishments and impossible to prove. Congrats.
UncleGooberleg Now • 100%
That’s hilarious. Yes it was. My mistake was mentioning my #atheism. The torture master turned out to be #Mormon. I was old enough to know better at the time. Now I’m old enough to simply have these monkey-shit brown bone shards extracted. Absolutely exquisite pain.
UncleGooberleg Now • 80%
You misspelled “shite,” butt yeah.
Your strap-on work with Donny’s bottom will allow him to focus on his campaign even when he’s being gang-spanked by his cell mates.
UncleGooberleg Now • 100%
That which builds character sometimes dissolves teeth. Many are worse off; that’s the scary part.
UncleGooberleg Now • 62%
I encourage anyone with a sufficiently smooth brain to ignore inevitabilities, you included. Really, y’all are in an enviable place. If two-hundred million in the USA under heat or flood warnings while scientists say the Gulf Stream is on the verge of collapse means nothing more than “it’s summer” to you, good for you. You win. Seriously.
UncleGooberleg Now • 73%
Dream on.
UncleGooberleg Now • 85%
Much of the cynicism online right now is due to an avalanche of reporting that shit is hitting the fan with the climate. Anyone with so much as one child is feeling a retro-antinatalist regret. Concerning ourselves with long ago-gutted anti-trust laws seems like worrying about dirty windows in a house that's fully engulfed in flames with no fire department within a million miles. Break 'em up, for sure, but what's the point if the gulf stream collapses next year and we become Mars in a decade. Or sumptin.
UncleGooberleg Now • 100%
Narrator: Scott, a depraved asshole who yearns to suckle from the distended rectal prolapse of Donald Trump, does not actually care.
UncleGooberleg Now • 100%
No fluoride where I failed to grow up in south Alabama. Anyone graduating sixth grade with all their teeth was called an elitist. Toothbrushes were unknown. If you’re familiar with Tommy Tuberville, you should know he’s a victim of a tobacco spit-swallowing mother, a widespread problem in those parts. Denture swapping was common during meals. Basically shitty luck. I escaped with bad teeth and a crappy disposition. I’m lucky.
UncleGooberleg Now • 100%
I buy from the dispensary in the worst part of town. They sell trim for as little as ninety an ounce. Strain be dammed.
UncleGooberleg Now • 12%
An assumption that one is dealing with assholes and morons when dealing with republicans is always the safe one. I’ll allow that the oblivious one didn’t know who Kellyanne Conway was is possible, but I more firmly believe otherwise.
UncleGooberleg Now • 93%
It’s important to note here that Catholics helped elect Trump in ‘16 and did their damnedest to re-elect him in ‘20.
UncleGooberleg Now • 100%
Relevance for Musk can never be overpriced. Apparently.
UncleGooberleg Now • 27%
Your timeline reveals your desire to squeegee that which flows from the prolapsed rectum of Donald Trump. Sip carefully.