Ya Rab, let the great satan collapse. liberate turtle island. Ameen

*"Seek knowledge, even unto China" - Prophet Muhammad* As-salamu alaykum, chapos! After consulting with the cyber Ulama we have decided to create an open thread where curious posters can take a break from the great posting jihad and ask questions on the nature of Islam or the Muslim experience. So long as they are asked in good faith, from a position of truly wanting to learn, these questions will be answered **without** judgement. As for Muslims, all of us are free to answer any of the questions, even ones that have already been answered. This is an open thread, and the input of different Islamic perspectives is valuable to getting a big picture. To all those reading this, remember: No one person is an authority on Islam. This is why it traditionally the din never had its own clergy. Always have this in mind when researching on Islam. Alright, now GET TO ASKING!

Assalaamu 'alaikum, chapos. You have just been conscripted into the eternal posting jihad! From now on you will focus all of your activity towards spreading the glory of Allah subhanahu wa ta’ala. This community is where the global Ummah can safely co-ordinate the struggle to defeat the Great Satan and subsume the earth into a world caliphate. However, non-Muslims are free to roam here to learn and engage in positive discussions of Islamic topics and the Muslim experience, so long as they come in with good faith and pay their regular jizya tax. Also avoid enflaming sectarian differences - in the struggle, the Ummah will be united. Please take your caliphate-mandated prayer rug and litham and make your way to the mosque to start your foray into the great posting jihad. ALLAHU AKBAR

MASHALLAH!! UPON HEARING THE BEAUTIFUL WORDS OF THE QUR'AN MARX REVERTED TO ISLAM ON HIS DEATHBED!