Damn it

It's what he would've wanted

Both are just fine. Though it is certainly, not certainty. But I'm assuming that was autocorrect.

I was waiting for that

Damn they're really going at it!

Yep. Hot dog on a stick, covered in cornmeal batter. Deep fried.

Strejken blir internationell!

Massively

I mean at least he doesn't have a place in congress anymore and we can still watch him be horrible.

Lovely schoolbuntu

Is there an alternative?

Good question. What could they weigh? It's mostly fiber.

That seems exactly like what 10 *corndogs would do to a person.